Anti-German Weasel Spray - Page 3

Papa_Complex · 03-19-2009, 07:13 PM

Damned weaselly Germans..... all stealin' vowels and shit.

HurricaneHeather · 03-19-2009, 08:22 PM

Subscribing

Particle Man · 03-19-2009, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Ok, a quick update from Prague.

Despite mz best efforts, there is still some beer left in this town.

There are, however, no vowels.

Zou have to bring zour own. Better bring some wies too. Thez have none here.

The word of the daz is: Velkopopovilchz.

I have no idea what it means, so I!m using it for everzthing now, 9 I saw it on abeer lable0.

JZ

und wifez

Archren · 03-20-2009, 12:06 AM

askmrjesus · 03-20-2009, 07:25 PM

Prague-

Nice town. A little above and beyond in the overkill department (Let's build a building! No, let's build a HUGE building. No, no, no, Let's build a huge building, put some giant statues on top of it, and paint them GOLD!!!)

So, to sum up, giant buildings and tiny streets.

The place is out of control, they've got shit everywhere.

Right, I almost forgot. Churches. You can't swing a dead pope without hitting one. It's like Disneyland without the rides.

This is attached to St. Howling Monkey Cathedral-

This is either a tomb for a dead saint, or an espresso machine. I'm really not sure.

Women of Prague:

I did'nt take any pics of the women, but I can describe them to you. They come in two varieties. Impossibly beautiful blonde spinnerettes in pointy boots, and Tractor faced manatees. There seems to be little, if any, middle ground.

Ok, enough of the cultural bullshit, let's drink some beer!

I'm heading an hour West to Plsen, home of Pilsner beer, as soon as I figure out how to turn left.

Pilsner Urquell brewery tour-

Giant copper kettles

60,000 bottles a day-

Stomp around the cellar for a while-

And what do the cheap fuckers give me at the end? A tiny beer in a plastic fucking cup.

I'm going to Staropramen next time. They have bigger bottles.

JC

Librarian · 03-20-2009, 10:12 PM

Hey! Bring me back a bottle of that Staropramen. I have a small city in need of beer.

Oh, and BTW, drink one for me while you're there!

Librarian · 03-20-2009, 10:15 PM

Another BTW, drink one for Popcorn. RIP

Particle Man · 03-20-2009, 10:25 PM

"Tractor faced Manatees"

njchopper87 · 03-20-2009, 10:40 PM

Great pics. Awesome commentary.

KSGregman · 03-21-2009, 02:15 PM

Quality post....not jealous of your trip a bit...nope, not at all.

Bastard.

Enjoy!

ps (my daughter thought the St. Howling Monkey Cathedral picture was hilarious...keep up the good work.

)

03-19-2009, 07:13 PM	#21
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Damned weaselly Germans..... all stealin' vowels and shit. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

03-20-2009, 12:06 AM	#24
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	__________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

03-20-2009, 07:25 PM	#25
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Prague- Nice town. A little above and beyond in the overkill department (Let's build a building! No, let's build a HUGE building. No, no, no, Let's build a huge building, put some giant statues on top of it, and paint them GOLD!!!) So, to sum up, giant buildings and tiny streets. The place is out of control, they've got shit everywhere. Right, I almost forgot. Churches. You can't swing a dead pope without hitting one. It's like Disneyland without the rides. This is attached to St. Howling Monkey Cathedral- This is either a tomb for a dead saint, or an espresso machine. I'm really not sure. Women of Prague: I did'nt take any pics of the women, but I can describe them to you. They come in two varieties. Impossibly beautiful blonde spinnerettes in pointy boots, and Tractor faced manatees. There seems to be little, if any, middle ground. Ok, enough of the cultural bullshit, let's drink some beer! I'm heading an hour West to Plsen, home of Pilsner beer, as soon as I figure out how to turn left. Pilsner Urquell brewery tour- Giant copper kettles 60,000 bottles a day- Stomp around the cellar for a while- And what do the cheap fuckers give me at the end? A tiny beer in a plastic fucking cup. I'm going to Staropramen next time. They have bigger bottles. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

03-20-2009, 10:12 PM	#26
Librarian Helmets Optional Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Massajuices Moto: '85 K100 and a DL650AK9 Posts: 155	Hey! Bring me back a bottle of that Staropramen. I have a small city in need of beer. Oh, and BTW, drink one for me while you're there! __________________ One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. -- Robert A. Heinlein What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

03-20-2009, 10:15 PM	#27
Librarian Helmets Optional Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Massajuices Moto: '85 K100 and a DL650AK9 Posts: 155	Another BTW, drink one for Popcorn. RIP __________________ One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. -- Robert A. Heinlein What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

03-19-2009, 08:22 PM	#22
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03-20-2009, 10:25 PM	#28
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	"Tractor faced Manatees" __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

03-21-2009, 02:15 PM	#30
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	Quality post....not jealous of your trip a bit...nope, not at all. Bastard. Enjoy! ps (my daughter thought the St. Howling Monkey Cathedral picture was hilarious...keep up the good work. )