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Old 08-12-2010, 02:47 PM   #21
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It's takes me 2.5 hours to mow. I have 2 acres part of which is bush hogged once a month as it was former pasture. The first mow I had a service do it and the guy couldn't finish it because it was so thick. He then mentioned that 'if' I would fertilize the front yard it would look prettier. BWAHAHAHA! No way in hell am I fertilizing!!!! He is nuts!!

The upside is that I only have one neighbor that can even SEE my yard and there is a pasture between us at that.

I am so done with mowing. It was fun at first but it takes too long to do it!!
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Old 08-12-2010, 03:08 PM   #22
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My front lawn is nice - it's small and doesn't require a lot of tending.

My back lawn... the dog will glare at me because it's a jungle.
You do realize that we are talking about grass right?
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Old 08-12-2010, 03:08 PM   #23
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AMJ, you've never mowed that lawn. No one with the sort of pets you have even HAS a lawn.
Not true.

I mowed the part the dogs haven't destroyed.

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Get a goat and they will take care of each other.
Also not true. My wife got a goat, and the fucking thing eats everything BUT the lawn.

The goat mocks me.

Asshole goat.

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Old 08-12-2010, 03:17 PM   #24
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You do realize that we are talking about grass right?
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Old 08-12-2010, 03:19 PM   #25
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The goat mocks me.

Asshole goat.

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You must really miss the "good old days" of the old testament, eh?

Then? Animals to be sacrificed to your old man's glory.

Now? Animals to eat you out of house and home and shit all over your back yard.

Your club has really hit on hard times, dude.
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Old 08-12-2010, 03:40 PM   #26
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You must really miss the "good old days" of the old testament, eh?

Then? Animals to be sacrificed to your old man's glory.

Now? Animals to eat you out of house and home and shit all over your back yard.

Your club has really hit on hard times, dude.
Shit went down hill when PETA showed up.

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Old 08-12-2010, 04:14 PM   #27
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I water the shit out of mine and crab grass took over and now it looks like shit. super
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Old 08-12-2010, 04:21 PM   #28
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Also not true. My wife got a goat, and the fucking thing eats everything BUT the lawn.

The goat mocks me.

Asshole goat.

JC
I think your goat is broken.
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Old 08-12-2010, 04:54 PM   #29
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I've mowed the yard once since mid-June. That was the week Motown came over.
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Old 08-12-2010, 04:58 PM   #30
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I mow every week... takes about 20-25 minutes... small yard. I thought I was going to get away without mowing this week... yard was perfect and brown... But noooooooooooo... we got about 3" of rain in two hours yesterday... guaranteed by Saturday it'll clog the mower.
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