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Old 04-01-2009, 09:29 PM   #21
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I like beer and chicken wings.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:50 PM   #22
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I like beer and chicken wings.
That will go right to your hips. How about some water and some celery?

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Old 04-01-2009, 09:51 PM   #23
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That will go right to your hips. How about some water and some celery?

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Actually, I'd settle for an apple and a glass of water.

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Old 04-03-2009, 11:14 AM   #24
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I like beer and chicken wings.

But you pay sales tax on those beers and wings...and the server has to pay tax on your tip...unless you a cheap bastage
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:19 AM   #25
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But you pay sales tax on those beers and wings...and the server has to pay tax on your tip...unless you a cheap bastage
I tip well when there's beer involved
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:21 AM   #26
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:49 AM   #27
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But you pay sales tax on those beers and wings...and the server has to pay tax on your tip...unless you a cheap bastage
I may put the meal on a card but the tip is in cash so they don't have to report it if they don't want to.
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:07 PM   #28
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:57 PM   #30
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Give away all your assets before you die.
that's pretty much what my mom is doing, my name is on everything she owns, either transfer on death or joint ownership.
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