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Old 02-21-2010, 10:55 AM   #301
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Old 02-21-2010, 10:58 AM   #302
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They just happen to know the one thing im good at! lol


I can send you out an 'Apoc Fan Club' membership if you like though!! Always room for one more.

Im 6'4' about 290 right now bro, maybe a little less.
Well, see, I would not "need stilts" to reach your eyes. Statistically, you should win but my old ass would still give you a decent fight I'll bet! I don't know , I wouldn't want to risk it for no reason, but it could be fun! If I were you, I'd be in extreme defense mode, if you got into a fight with me. If I had to defend myself from someone your size...well there would be absolutely no attack that I wouldn't use...hey what happened to the "ball kick" smilie?
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Old 02-21-2010, 10:59 AM   #303
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Dude, I wouldn't fuck with Apoc, and I gots magic powers and shit.

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Old 02-21-2010, 11:04 AM   #304
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We grew up together, and I assure you I do NOT hop around Spike asking him what we're going to do next.

I've seen him beat up grown men since we were 17. We've boxed together. He's done, Jiu jitsu, Kyo Kushinkai karate, Tae Kwon Du, and I think some kung fu, power lifting and a lot of steroids.

He used to "collect" money for some of our friends when we lived together in Moncton when we were in our late teens/early twenties.

That's not to say you aren't the toughest sob in the world. But, I've seen him tear people up plenty of times. And I've never seen him do it because he's mad or angry, only because somebody had it coming..
Yea but I never said that I could take any two gangbangers in the world and kick their asses. Yikes! I've known some pretty fucking tough brothers in my life. Guys that I would never fuck with...EVER!!!! I'm just amazed that's all. I mean, I hear that he's quite a "studly man" but this type of blind adoration...well, bravo to him is all I can say!!!!

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Old 02-21-2010, 11:10 AM   #305
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Learned your lesson on the bus huh?

Yessum, I sho' did! Affer my ride in da amberlamps, Eyes dun sum tinkin' an' I knows dat I dun had dat beatin comin, I shorely did! I is jus a dum, un edijimikated nigra dat shul be keepin my big Coolio mouf shut befo' I gets it dun shut up fo me! I dun seed da light massur! Eyes neber, eber gunna mouf off or back talk nun of my white bettas eber agin!!!! Sho nuff!!!
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:10 AM   #306
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Yessum, I sho' did! Affer my ride in da amberlamps, Eyes dun sum tinkin' an' I knows dat I dun had dat beatin comin, I shorely did! I is jus a dum, un edijimikated nigra dat shul be keepin my big Coolio mouf shut befo' I gets it dun shut up fo me! I dun seed da light massur! Eyes neber, eber gunna mouf off or back talk nun of my white bettas eber agin!!!! Sho nuff!!!
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Eyes dun seed dem, misser Apoc, sir... Eyes git rite on dem, pleese don beat me...eyes gon git dem right now!!!
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:13 AM   #308
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Eyes dun seed dem, misser Apoc, sir... Eyes git rite on dem, pleese don beat me...eyes gon git dem right now!!!



That shit cracks me up!
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:17 AM   #309
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Yessum, I sho' did! Affer my ride in da amberlamps, Eyes dun sum tinkin' an' I knows dat I dun had dat beatin comin, I shorely did! I is jus a dum, un edijimikated nigra dat shul be keepin my big Coolio mouf shut befo' I gets it dun shut up fo me! I dun seed da light massur! Eyes neber, eber gunna mouf off or back talk nun of my white bettas eber agin!!!! Sho nuff!!!
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Well comparing me to the ignorant black guy on the bus video just because I'm black, is just a tad racist as well, don't you think? Considering that I and he have absolutely no other things in common...
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