Warning all NYC tourists

[Smittie61984]

Here in Atlanta tourists don't need help getting confused.

"Yeah. First thing you want to do is get on West Peachtree st and then take that to Peachtree st. Once you get on Peachtree rd you want to head north until you get to Peachtree Industrial blvd. Take that to Peachtree circles and you'll ride that until you get to Old Peachtree rd. After Peachtree pines you want to take right. If you hit MLK then you want to FUCKING GET THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!! and then take a right on Peachtree place and you would have made it to the Peachtree tavern".

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by cbrchick

Peeps wear those here too... Except only in the winter. Even then I dont see the draw. There's no traction to the soles and they get destroyed with the salt and slush. They're kinda an inside slipper here

I see those everywhere in school. Mainly among the black girls too.

What's weird is these Wilderness Chic fads apparently aren't even close to popular up north. Buddy of mine and I always laugh about The North Face and it's popularity here in Georgia. Last week he got sent on a business trip to Minneapolis right when that huge storm hit. Said he didn't see any The North Face at all. And went to Walmart to buy some $30 coat that worked awesome.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Here in Atlanta tourists don't need help getting confused.

"Yeah. First thing you want to do is get on West Peachtree st and then take that to Peachtree st. Once you get on Peachtree rd you want to head north until you get to Peachtree Industrial blvd. Take that to Peachtree circles and you'll ride that until you get to Old Peachtree rd. After Peachtree pines you want to take right. If you hit MLK then you want to FUCKING GET THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!! and then take a right on Peachtree place and you would have made it to the Peachtree tavern".

[unknownroad]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Here in Atlanta tourists don't need help getting confused.

"Yeah. First thing you want to do is get on West Peachtree st and then take that to Peachtree st. Once you get on Peachtree rd you want to head north until you get to Peachtree Industrial blvd. Take that to Peachtree circles and you'll ride that until you get to Old Peachtree rd. After Peachtree pines you want to take right. If you hit MLK then you want to FUCKING GET THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!! and then take a right on Peachtree place and you would have made it to the Peachtree tavern".

No shit! And then once you leave downtown, you get on GA 17N/30E/26E/5N for half a mile, then turn on to GA 30E/15N/24W/9N... I've never seen such a screwed up road system.

[101lifts2]

Why anyone would want to live in NY/NJ cities is beyond me. I've been there 4 or 5 times and each time its the same shit...5 foot 6 inch 120lb soakin wet all mouth punks that think they can box. On top of it, the weather sucks and there are hardly any chicks.

[Method]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Why anyone would want to live in NY/NJ cities is beyond me. I've been there 4 or 5 times and each time its the same shit...5 foot 6 inch 120lb soakin wet all mouth punks that think they can box. On top of it, the weather sucks and there are hardly any chicks.

That's one of the exact reasons why I don't mind being 6'2 210lbs and 13% up here.

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by unknownroad

No shit! And then once you leave downtown, you get on GA 17N/30E/26E/5N for half a mile, then turn on to GA 30E/15N/24W/9N... I've never seen such a screwed up road system.

Which is why if America ever gets invaded, head to Atlanta. They'd get lost as fuck on our roads. Infact there are 71 roads in Atlanta that have Peachtree in the name. And our streets do not go off a grid pattern. If not for traffic and crater sized potholes (Or metal plates every 100ft) you could drag knee through downtown Atlanta

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

I see those everywhere in school. Mainly among the black girls too.

What's weird is these Wilderness Chic fads apparently aren't even close to popular up north. Buddy of mine and I always laugh about The North Face and it's popularity here in Georgia. Last week he got sent on a business trip to Minneapolis right when that huge storm hit. Said he didn't see any The North Face at all. And went to Walmart to buy some $30 coat that worked awesome.

Well in all fairness, most North Face stuff is meant for athletic pursuits like climbing. Not standing around waiting for the bus in 20 below zero weather.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Which is why if America ever gets invaded, head to Atlanta. They'd get lost as fuck on our roads. Infact there are 71 roads in Atlanta that have Peachtree in the name. And our streets do not go off a grid pattern. If not for traffic and crater sized potholes (Or metal plates every 100ft) you could drag knee through downtown Atlanta

Fucked up thing about Atlanta is the actual downtown is dead, not worth visiting. And forget about that underground mall, it's boring unless you want to buy beads or stupid tourist crap. The real city life is a few miles away from downtown in Buckhead and other places.

Also, can't they design some straight roads for once? It's like everything is laid out in a cobweb pattern. Takes more time. Matter of fact most Southern cities are like that. They need to take a lesson from places like Chicago where everything is laid out in a grid pattern.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Why anyone would want to live in NY/NJ cities is beyond me. I've been there 4 or 5 times and each time its the same shit...5 foot 6 inch 120lb soakin wet all mouth punks that think they can box. On top of it, the weather sucks and there are hardly any chicks.

If by "trannies" then no....not to many of em around here. Perhaps you should try craigslist in your area.

If you mean "hot women" then you weren't looking. They are all over the place.