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Old 08-12-2010, 05:07 PM   #31
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Right now, there's a lost tribe of pygmies in the back yard, and I think I've spotted a small herd of Elephant in the densest regions of the front yard, over the septic tank.

Sadly, my relationship with my lawn cannot even be described as love/hate.

It's just pure hate.

AMJ, I feel your pain.
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Old 08-12-2010, 05:27 PM   #32
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I think your goat is broken.
He's about to be Bar-B-Que.

I hate that goat.

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Old 08-12-2010, 07:26 PM   #33
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My dad owns a lawn spraying business, so obviously it looks pristine. We typically mow every 4 days. Different directions every time. I really don't mind mowing since we have a riding mower and I just rock out to the ipod.
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Old 08-12-2010, 09:30 PM   #34
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I bought a riding mower a couple months ago because it was such a pain in the ass to mow my lawn. The lawn is very lumpy and it would take me about an hour to push mow it. I hated every minute of it. But, after getting the riding mower, it's not a problem anymore. However, I do NOT water my lawn and have no intention of ever doing so.
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Old 08-12-2010, 11:18 PM   #35
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I gave up on mowing an acre and a half with a push mower.
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Old 08-13-2010, 12:25 AM   #36
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we mow 3 acres here, sometimes i wonder why.
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Old 08-13-2010, 02:43 AM   #37
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I gave up on mowing an acre and a half with a push mower.
that has to be the pussiest looking tractor i've ever seen........no wonder you "go to dinner" with JayMan
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Old 08-13-2010, 03:53 AM   #38
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We just moved in to our place last weekend and the yard scares me. I've never watered a plant in my life. Ever. Now, I have a jungle of green crap everywhere and I am supposed to make sure it doesn't die or my new neighbor Larry will be very upset with me. Apparently he planted all that shit 3 years ago. I think I'll let him take care of it then.
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Old 08-13-2010, 07:34 AM   #39
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We just moved in to our place last weekend and the yard scares me. I've never watered a plant in my life. Ever. Now, I have a jungle of green crap everywhere and I am supposed to make sure it doesn't die or my new neighbor Larry will be very upset with me. Apparently he planted all that shit 3 years ago. I think I'll let him take care of it then.
Pave it. You'll thank me later.
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Old 08-13-2010, 10:16 AM   #40
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that has to be the pussiest looking tractor i've ever seen........no wonder you "go to dinner" with JayMan
where the fuck have YOU been?

It's under 2 acres and I don't have a ton of storage space so that mower worked the best. I can store it behind the bike when the snowmobile comes out for the winter and still get both cars into the garage
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