The Joke Thread - Page 4

Mikey · 11-12-2008, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiZdETS

two men walk into a bar

one man makes a joke

the other man laughs because it is so funny

Ducati Diva · 11-13-2008, 02:42 PM

what do you call a prostate with a runny nose?????
Scrole down

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OTB · 03-24-2009, 11:24 PM

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,
"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him
to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."

OTB · 03-24-2009, 11:25 PM

A little boy walks into his parents bedroom and catches his parent's fc*king. His father looks over his shoulder, winks at the boy, and keeps banging away.

The next day the father comes home and the little boy is fc*king the grandmother. The little boy looks over his shoulder at the Dad and says "It's not so funny when it's your mother, is it?".

OTB · 03-24-2009, 11:27 PM

We've got a couple of people that work for us and the labor board sent an agent over, saying that they'd heard I wasn't treating our help fairly.

The agent asked who I had working for me and what their wages were.

I told him I had a field hand, he'd worked for us for 3 years, we paid him $300 a week, and he got room and board.

We also have a cook, she's been with us for a year, she gets $225 a week, and she also gets room and board.

And we have a half-wit. We work him 18 hours a day, he does 90% of the work on the place. We pay him $20 a week, and we charge him for his room and board. But I do buy him all the beer he wants and sometimes he gets to sleep with my wife.

"I need to talk with the half-wit" demanded the agent.

"That would be me" I responded

11-13-2008, 02:42 PM	#32
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03-24-2009, 11:24 PM	#33
OTB The Man Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CrabTown USA Moto: 00 Bimota DB4 Posts: 823	The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

03-24-2009, 11:25 PM	#34
OTB The Man Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CrabTown USA Moto: 00 Bimota DB4 Posts: 823	A little boy walks into his parents bedroom and catches his parent's fcking. His father looks over his shoulder, winks at the boy, and keeps banging away. The next day the father comes home and the little boy is fcking the grandmother. The little boy looks over his shoulder at the Dad and says "It's not so funny when it's your mother, is it?".

03-24-2009, 11:27 PM	#35
OTB The Man Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CrabTown USA Moto: 00 Bimota DB4 Posts: 823	We've got a couple of people that work for us and the labor board sent an agent over, saying that they'd heard I wasn't treating our help fairly. The agent asked who I had working for me and what their wages were. I told him I had a field hand, he'd worked for us for 3 years, we paid him $300 a week, and he got room and board. We also have a cook, she's been with us for a year, she gets $225 a week, and she also gets room and board. And we have a half-wit. We work him 18 hours a day, he does 90% of the work on the place. We pay him $20 a week, and we charge him for his room and board. But I do buy him all the beer he wants and sometimes he gets to sleep with my wife. "I need to talk with the half-wit" demanded the agent. "That would be me" I responded