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Avatard · 08-12-2010, 04:07 PM

Right now, there's a lost tribe of pygmies in the back yard, and I think I've spotted a small herd of Elephant in the densest regions of the front yard, over the septic tank.

Sadly, my relationship with my lawn cannot even be described as love/hate.

It's just pure hate.

AMJ, I feel your pain.

askmrjesus · 08-12-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by goof2

I think your goat is broken.

He's about to be Bar-B-Que.

I hate that goat.

JC

t-homo · 08-12-2010, 06:26 PM

My dad owns a lawn spraying business, so obviously it looks pristine. We typically mow every 4 days. Different directions every time. I really don't mind mowing since we have a riding mower and I just rock out to the ipod.

Captain Morgan · 08-12-2010, 08:30 PM

I bought a riding mower a couple months ago because it was such a pain in the ass to mow my lawn. The lawn is very lumpy and it would take me about an hour to push mow it. I hated every minute of it. But, after getting the riding mower, it's not a problem anymore. However, I do NOT water my lawn and have no intention of ever doing so.

Particle Man · 08-12-2010, 10:18 PM

I gave up on mowing an acre and a half with a push mower.

wildchild · 08-12-2010, 11:25 PM

we mow 3 acres here, sometimes i wonder why.

stanger92 · 08-13-2010, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

I gave up on mowing an acre and a half with a push mower.

that has to be the pussiest looking tractor i've ever seen........no wonder you "go to dinner" with JayMan

HurricaneHeather · 08-13-2010, 02:53 AM

We just moved in to our place last weekend and the yard scares me. I've never watered a plant in my life. Ever. Now, I have a jungle of green crap everywhere and I am supposed to make sure it doesn't die or my new neighbor Larry will be very upset with me. Apparently he planted all that shit 3 years ago. I think I'll let him take care of it then.

Papa_Complex · 08-13-2010, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

We just moved in to our place last weekend and the yard scares me. I've never watered a plant in my life. Ever. Now, I have a jungle of green crap everywhere and I am supposed to make sure it doesn't die or my new neighbor Larry will be very upset with me. Apparently he planted all that shit 3 years ago. I think I'll let him take care of it then.

Pave it. You'll thank me later.

Particle Man · 08-13-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by stanger92

that has to be the pussiest looking tractor i've ever seen........no wonder you "go to dinner" with JayMan

where the fuck have YOU been?

It's under 2 acres and I don't have a ton of storage space so that mower worked the best. I can store it behind the bike when the snowmobile comes out for the winter and still get both cars into the garage

08-12-2010, 04:07 PM	#31
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Right now, there's a lost tribe of pygmies in the back yard, and I think I've spotted a small herd of Elephant in the densest regions of the front yard, over the septic tank. Sadly, my relationship with my lawn cannot even be described as love/hate. It's just pure hate. AMJ, I feel your pain. __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-12-2010, 10:18 PM	#35
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I gave up on mowing an acre and a half with a push mower. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

08-12-2010, 06:26 PM	#33
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	My dad owns a lawn spraying business, so obviously it looks pristine. We typically mow every 4 days. Different directions every time. I really don't mind mowing since we have a riding mower and I just rock out to the ipod.

08-12-2010, 08:30 PM	#34
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I bought a riding mower a couple months ago because it was such a pain in the ass to mow my lawn. The lawn is very lumpy and it would take me about an hour to push mow it. I hated every minute of it. But, after getting the riding mower, it's not a problem anymore. However, I do NOT water my lawn and have no intention of ever doing so.

08-12-2010, 11:25 PM	#36
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	we mow 3 acres here, sometimes i wonder why.

08-13-2010, 02:53 AM	#38
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	We just moved in to our place last weekend and the yard scares me. I've never watered a plant in my life. Ever. Now, I have a jungle of green crap everywhere and I am supposed to make sure it doesn't die or my new neighbor Larry will be very upset with me. Apparently he planted all that shit 3 years ago. I think I'll let him take care of it then.