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Old 07-10-2009, 04:56 PM   #31
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Waaaait a minute! So chickens really do run around after you cut their heads off!?! And you cut heads off chickens!?!?!?

I would never make it on a farm.
ya ever seen a chicken in the grocery store with a head on it?
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Old 07-10-2009, 04:57 PM   #32
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I worked at Taco bell for 4 hours back in 95. It was all fine and dandy until I was asked to make the guacomole sauce.

See first off it comes in 2 containers, one is green and sorta a hard mush, the other was a clear liquid that smelled like 3 week old vomit sitting on pavement in July in arizona. Anyway i had to mix the small container of liquid into the big container of mush then take the green goop that I had created from the round bucket I used for mixing and put it in the square container on the preparing table. I did manage to scoop the shit into the square container, then I told my supervisor that I needed a quick smoke break and I walked to my car and went home. I havn't eaten at taco bell since.
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:04 PM   #33
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Waaaait a minute! So chickens really do run around after you cut their heads off!?! And you cut heads off chickens!?!?!?

I would never make it on a farm.
I didn't, my mother did. She still doesn't like chicken
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ya ever seen a chicken in the grocery store with a head on it?


I suppose not.
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:18 PM   #35
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ya ever seen a chicken in the grocery store with a head on it?
they run around like freakin' crazy
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:19 PM   #36
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I didn't, my mother did. She still doesn't like chicken
I didn't know how bad the smell was till I visited an old GF's house one weekend and they were butchering chickens. my god that was the worse smell I had ever had the displeasure to smell up till that time.
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:41 PM   #37
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Waaaait a minute! So chickens really do run around after you cut their heads off!?! And you cut heads off chickens!?!?!?

I would never make it on a farm.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_The_Headless_Chicken
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My worst job was changing tires at the local tire store after high school.

The was 1976-77 before all season tires came out which meant when the weatherman mentioned snow, all hell broke loose

People would wait until it started snowing before before they would come in to get their snow tires put on the rims already on the car Dipping wet with snow and slush falling on you so you got all cold and soaking wet

Even though I was scheduled for 5pm to 9pm, I'd have to come in early immediately after school and I'd work until 11 pm some nights, then go home and do my homework.
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