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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands"
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Says it's time to ride
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: San Diego, CA :)
Moto: 2003 honda CBR 954/ 2011 Road King classic
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
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Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exaltation. A group of owls is called a parliament. |
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Says it's time to ride
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Water vs. Beer
WATER It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. BEER We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = Poop BEER = HEALTH FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER It is better to drink beer and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart DRINK UP BITCHES ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Says it's time to ride
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
Thrity-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson Walt Disney was afraid of mice. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH A snail can sleep for three years In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak WTF ![]()
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
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I'll seperate a Chuck Norris facts page later on once I wake up...
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now available w/o fish
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put it THIS way
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there are more germs in a human mouth than an ass - licking dog's mouth.
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Let's do another U-turn
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