Ladies, how much of this is true? - Page 4

anthonyk · 12-19-2009, 09:10 PM

Funny stuff, and every one of them true (to some extent) for my wife.

HurricaneHeather · 12-19-2009, 09:37 PM

The Alyssa Milano one is friggin hilarious and absolutely true.

The toilet seat thing?

I grew up with two older brothers, I just got used to it. My husband grew up with two younger sisters, he just got used to it. There has never been a discussion about this topic in our house.

'73 H1 Triple · 12-20-2009, 12:01 AM

CrazyKell · 12-20-2009, 12:14 PM

An open toilet is disgusting and when it flushes germs are free to release upwards. Gross.

Seat and lid down for everyone! Everyone has to move something to pee.

skiergirl · 12-20-2009, 01:45 PM

Lady Friend just sounds stupid and what's even worse is 'old lady'. There is no need for a title, my name will do fine. And if you call me either that's probably the end of our dating anyway so no biggie.

As for the toilet seat I just don't get it. Who cares ! seriously get over it, Who sits without looking anyway?

Captain Morgan · 12-20-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

An open toilet is disgusting and when it flushes germs are free to release upwards. Gross.

Mythbusters busted that one.

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Originally Posted by skiergirl

Lady Friend just sounds stupid and what's even worse is 'old lady'. There is no need for a title, my name will do fine. And if you call me either that's probably the end of our dating anyway so no biggie.

As for the toilet seat I just don't get it. Who cares ! seriously get over it, Who sits without looking anyway?

I also think "lady friend" and "old lady" sound stupid. And agree on the toilet seat. You have to walk toward the toilet, so you can see that the seat is up. Just put it down. Not that tough. My 4 year old has already learned to put the seat down when she goes into the bathroom, and doesn't bitch about it to me, either.

Homeslice · 12-20-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by skiergirl

As for the toilet seat I just don't get it. Who cares ! seriously get over it, Who sits without looking anyway?

This.

If you're stupid enough to sit without looking, you DESERVE to fall in.

BTW, "lady" is a stupid word overall. Can't think of any time when I would ever use it.

EpyonXero · 12-21-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

An open toilet is disgusting and when it flushes germs are free to release upwards. Gross.

Seat and lid down for everyone! Everyone has to move something to pee.

Heh, I always close the lid because flushing the toilet sprays toilet water all over the bathroom.

papapoi · 12-21-2009, 10:57 AM

I would be temped to Leave the seat up Just to have her fall in one time.

goof2 · 12-21-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Heh, I always close the lid because flushing the toilet sprays toilet water all over the bathroom.

Are you sure you aren't using the shower by mistake?

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anthonyk WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: '01 Aprilia Falco Posts: 1,041	Funny stuff, and every one of them true (to some extent) for my wife.

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HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	The Alyssa Milano one is friggin hilarious and absolutely true. The toilet seat thing? I grew up with two older brothers, I just got used to it. My husband grew up with two younger sisters, he just got used to it. There has never been a discussion about this topic in our house.

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skiergirl Gixxer Girl Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Kyle, TX Moto: 05 GSXR 750 & 06 YZ250F Posts: 1,424	Lady Friend just sounds stupid and what's even worse is 'old lady'. There is no need for a title, my name will do fine. And if you call me either that's probably the end of our dating anyway so no biggie. As for the toilet seat I just don't get it. Who cares ! seriously get over it, Who sits without looking anyway?