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Old 08-31-2009, 07:21 PM   #31
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Your finger nails are weapons of mass destruction.
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Old 08-31-2009, 07:33 PM   #32
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Your finger nails are weapons of mass destruction.
Only if you're Kelly Hu.

http://www.comicbookhotties.com/models/kelly-hu-pic.asp
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Old 08-31-2009, 08:22 PM   #33
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Only if you are of Arab decent
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Old 09-01-2009, 10:59 AM   #34
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i am rather brown........
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Old 09-01-2009, 11:39 AM   #35
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One of my past trips - they took away my PLASTIC hair pik. They let the old lady ahead of me in line take her METAL knitting needles.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!??!?!!
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Old 09-01-2009, 02:00 PM   #36
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One of my past trips - they took away my PLASTIC hair pik. They let the old lady ahead of me in line take her METAL knitting needles.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!??!?!!
The militant WASP old ladies will hold the world for ransom.
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Old 09-01-2009, 02:08 PM   #37
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Ed,

Just UPS whatever you want to "carry" to me

I flew down to florida to pick up the RT...the guy gave me a helmet, but I UPS'd several "items" to him for my 883 mile trip back in the rain
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Old 09-01-2009, 03:13 PM   #38
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i am rather brown........
then shower before you get on the plane.
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Old 09-01-2009, 03:19 PM   #39
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i'm brown to tha bone! lol


troy PM me your address.

and cel #

hmm...........TX has reciprocity w/ ever state i'm travel thru w/ my CHL.........
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Old 09-01-2009, 05:05 PM   #40
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Oh, then you're good to go (as long as you're not black). If you can chill until some 90year old white woman is coming up then you'll be able to walk through as 10 TSA screeners grope and violate her. No TSA screener is going to risk their job by searching a muslim unless there is a tick tock sound coming from their stomach.
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