12-01-2008, 12:22 AM | #31 |
BOOBS!!
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"why are u laughing?"
cuz its fucking funny and even more so cuz that crazy bitch is pissed |
12-01-2008, 01:30 AM | #32 |
Bring on the Zombies!
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That reminds me of a time that I had to explain to a girl Im friends with what a queef was. Still not sure how I got voted to do that, probably has something to do with the willingness to say just about anything with very little shame...
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12-01-2008, 02:29 AM | #33 | |
Tractor Driver
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I had an ex-girlfriend who could do it at will and on command. Like a vaginal whoopie cushion she was. Don't know why my mom didn't like her.
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12-01-2008, 02:38 AM | #34 |
Alleged Puppy Pimper
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i had an ex who could do that too it was sick yet hilarious. she made high school fun
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12-01-2008, 05:08 AM | #35 | |
Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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See my sig: I can turn anything into a sexual remark. And if you're not already corrupted, you will be after knowing me for a short time.
You either like me or run away screaming like a little bitch in terror.
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