Fingernails

[Rangerscott]

Originally Posted by Dave

Any kind of sex is filthy and disgusting if you really think about it. Kinda like hotdogs

Not sure about this kids analogies.

[Switch]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Fly ball hit to left field!


So biting nails is disgusting, but letting a woman put your banana in her soda sucker isn't in the "disgusting" category?

That's hardly a good comparison. My tallywhacker is concealed all day long, under two items of clothing. Protected from all that is bad. On the other hand, my hands touch door knobs, keyboards, urinal flushers, etc.

I would definitely trust my ding-dong to be cleaner than my hands.

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Fly ball hit to left field!


So biting nails is disgusting, but letting a woman put your banana in her soda sucker isn't in the "disgusting" category?

You know how I know you're gay?

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by azoomm

You know how I know you're gay?

[Rangerscott]

Originally Posted by azoomm

You know how I know you're gay?

You wanting a demo?

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Bonesaw

That's hardly a good comparison. My tallywhacker is concealed all day long, under two items of clothing. Protected from all that is bad. On the other hand, my hands touch door knobs, keyboards, urinal flushers, etc.

I would definitely trust my ding-dong to be cleaner than my hands.

In a warm, moist, dark spot that's perfect for the growth of fungi and bacteria. Don't kid yourself

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Dave

In a warm, moist, dark spot that's perfect for the growth of fungi and bacteria. Don't kid yourself

Do you have a pussy you're not telling us about?

[marko138]

I wash my dong after I use the bathroom. I know what it's touched through the course of the day. My hands, not so much.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Rider

Do you have a pussy you're not telling us about?

A masterful insult sir, you've clearly bettered me on the fact than no ballsack has ever sweated in the history of man

[Cutty72]

I have a pocket knife, works well to trim nails.