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Old 02-17-2009, 08:46 AM   #31
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week is going I need a good 10 or 20 of those

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Old 02-17-2009, 09:25 AM   #32
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And some people wonder why the english language is so horrible now...
well i AM a product of the new jersey public school system and ive been combat arms in the us army for a little over eight years now. im lucky if i can stand in one spot and not drool on myself
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:27 AM   #33
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I made my wife steak with twice baked potatoes last night. I washed it down with a Great Divide Robust Porter.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:28 AM   #34
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:54 AM   #35
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First of all... Dave, get the hell off the internet and go have monkey sex with your wife!!!

I was thinking precisely the same thing "He's fed, she's teasing him... WTF is he still doing online?"
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:39 AM   #36
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well she wanted to get a shower first. Still gave me plenty of time to light about twenty candles in the bedroom and fire up some smooth jazz via the psp clip player
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:44 AM   #37
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Jeez... rub it in, why dontcha?!
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:21 PM   #38
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I just like that he referred to her as a "wifepeice." That's awesome.
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:03 PM   #39
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I just like that he referred to her as a "wifepeice." That's awesome.
they dont use that one in the south eh?
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:29 PM   #40
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well she wanted to get a shower first. Still gave me plenty of time to light about twenty candles in the bedroom and fire up some smooth jazz via the psp clip player
I would have said fuck the candles, and joined her in the shower... but that's just me.

And FYI, that's not a naked pic... i can see underwear.
Still very nice though
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