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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
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Neither was waterboarding. They were wrong about that too.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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I would put a rat in a metal cylender with an open end, Place the open end ont he tourchered stomached and heat the tube. The rat will try to escape, through the stomach. Around the time the guy starts to scream, move the cylinder to a new place where the rat had not yet tried to escape from.
Oh yeh, and if the guy happens to be muslim, a push pin dipped in the blood of a freshly slaughtered pig might just be enough to cause terror in his heart and eyes
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Mmmmm...well, there are sooooo many good ones here but I like mine, too
Skin them and roll them in salt..... Place porcupine quills underneath each fingernail and light them on fire, they burn like incense and will NOT stop burning even under the nail..... Force feed them baby bamboo shoots.....Bamboo is un-phased by stomach acid and flourishes in 98 degree moist environments. The shoots will rapidly grow into their stomach walls, intestines and complete abdominal cavity causing excruciating pain....believe me, they'll talk.
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
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Can I change my vote to, "Make him watch Fast and Furious II"?
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: VA
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hmm..... tie them to a chair, and pull down an AED and hook them up to it and have it ready.
Then put them in a neck hold and choke them out. ***ZAP*** They come back and tell them that your willing to bet they get tired before you do and start choking them out again. |
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
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Make them watch Karaoke SOBER!!! Nah, that's too cruel.
When it comes to an enemy (that isn't a U.S. Citizen) I don't care how they do it.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Eva Mendez is undeniably hot, but even her naked ass can't save some movies. "The Spirit" comes immediately to mind.
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