Say Cucumber - Page 4

Dave · 11-05-2009, 07:36 PM

i hold my breath. works everytime

Avatard · 11-05-2009, 08:06 PM

All this talk of cucumbers, and I'm reminded of a joke.

Woman walks into supermarket, picks up a large cucumber, and a family size jar of Vaseline.

Know what she got the Vaseline for?

99 cents.

Particle Man · 11-05-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

All this talk of cucumbers, and I'm reminded of a joke.

Woman walks into supermarket, picks up a large cucumber, and a family size jar of Vaseline.

Know what she got the Vaseline for?

99 cents.

nice

racedoll · 11-05-2009, 10:38 PM

Never heard of cucumbers getting rid of hiccups, but whatever works.
I try to think of the first present I opened for Christmas or some event. This works on others too, but they have to be focused on that or it doesn't work.
I belch pretty good if I've drank pop. I don't get the hiccups that often but if I do, I force a burp and they go away.

OneNotSoSickPsycho · 11-09-2009, 04:33 PM

I just take a deep breath, take a mouthful of water, and swallow it upside down...works everytime.

I've never heard of the cucumber thing, but when I would have to sneeze really bad, my sister would say "watermelon" and my sneeze would go away everytime...it would piss me off...

fasternyou929 · 11-09-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

I have always used the sugar trick and think it works great (and is less messy than the upside down water thing). Just eat a packet or spoon of sugar. Hiccups gone! Grandma told me that one.

Same here, never fails.

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

IAnd I do not burp either. Once and a blue moon a small one will slip but not often. I wish I could burp more...I would be able to drink beer with out feeling horribly bloated.

And here we part ways....

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Originally Posted by OneNotSoSickPsycho

I just take a deep breath, take a mouthful of water, and swallow it upside down...works everytime.

I've never heard of the cucumber thing, but when I would have to sneeze really bad, my sister would say "watermelon" and my sneeze would go away everytime...it would piss me off...

I'm like that too. If someone says "bless you" as I'm just taking a deep breath to sneeze, I lose it. Pisses me right off!

Gas Man · 11-09-2009, 10:11 PM

Yeah its a house rule. Don't mess with the sneezes!

11-05-2009, 07:36 PM	#31
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11-05-2009, 08:06 PM	#32
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	All this talk of cucumbers, and I'm reminded of a joke. Woman walks into supermarket, picks up a large cucumber, and a family size jar of Vaseline. Know what she got the Vaseline for? 99 cents. __________________ Insert free thought here.

11-09-2009, 04:33 PM	#35
OneNotSoSickPsycho Squidliest Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Orlando, Fl Moto: OSP Posts: 266	I just take a deep breath, take a mouthful of water, and swallow it upside down...works everytime. I've never heard of the cucumber thing, but when I would have to sneeze really bad, my sister would say "watermelon" and my sneeze would go away everytime...it would piss me off... __________________

11-09-2009, 10:11 PM	#37
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Yeah its a house rule. Don't mess with the sneezes! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

11-05-2009, 10:38 PM	#34
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Never heard of cucumbers getting rid of hiccups, but whatever works. I try to think of the first present I opened for Christmas or some event. This works on others too, but they have to be focused on that or it doesn't work. I belch pretty good if I've drank pop. I don't get the hiccups that often but if I do, I force a burp and they go away.