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Old 09-29-2009, 06:40 PM   #31
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April's not brown, she's yellow

My cousin used to say how much better looking she was then me because she looked more "westernized" with her bigger eyes with a double lid and a higher forehead. Oh well, her good looks snagged her a gay husband that works at the shoe department at Barney's, who says "fabulous" alot. She doesn't think he's gay...
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Old 09-29-2009, 06:43 PM   #32
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April's not brown, she's yellow

My cousin used to say how much better looking she was then me because she looked more "westernized" with her bigger eyes with a double lid and a higher forehead. Oh well, her good looks snagged her a gay husband that works at the shoe department at Barney's, who says "fabulous" alot. She doesn't think he's gay...


And who gives a shit about John and Kate.. You guys realize most of it is fake, right? Only about 10% of reality TV is actually real.

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Old 09-29-2009, 09:25 PM   #33
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April's not brown, she's yellow

My cousin used to say how much better looking she was then me because she looked more "westernized" with her bigger eyes with a double lid and a higher forehead. Oh well, her good looks snagged her a gay husband that works at the shoe department at Barney's, who says "fabulous" alot. She doesn't think he's gay...
oh she's brown.........you outta see her in her winter colors...........dark brown.

one we might all attain elightenment like the slice......one can only dream.
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:50 AM   #34
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Either way... 8 or 19... It would still be like parking a Mini Cooper in an airplane hanger.
She had twins and sextuplets. I doubt all those kids squeezed through the front door. They probably came out a nice clean incision in her abdomen. Hell, the two twin moms on our hospital tour were scheduled for C-sections. I doubt they wait around for six kids to pop out of her vag.
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:26 AM   #35
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You guys realize most of it is fake, right? Only about 10% of reality TV is actually real.
That's my take. I had a friend who's girlfriend participated in a 'reality' dating show once - very choreographed with the girls being told what 'parts' to play & being fed their 'lines' & actions. That's just one anecdote & not a roomful of kids, of course - but I seriously doubt if the production of those shows is in any way a 'hands off' affair. Regardless, to me it's drama-mongering time-wasting tripe.

I did surf into part of the Duggers' show recently - I gotta say, those seemed to be (a friggin' small town of ) extremely well-behaved & polite kids. Pretty amazing, considering how many people with 1 or 2 can't manage to keep them from being unruly brats!
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I did surf into part of the Duggers' show recently - I gotta say, those seemed to be (a friggin' small town of ) extremely well-behaved & polite kids. Pretty amazing, considering how many people with 1 or 2 can't manage to keep them from being unruly brats!
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Ever since my experimentation with that Jamaican guy in college...I shun the negro.

Here is white culture...value on education..value on obedience..country music, rock music, leadership....I could go on.
According to 101Lifts theory, the reason the Dugger kids are so well behaved is that they are being raised by 2 white people.

Gosselin kids, despite Kate whiten-ticity rubbing off are handicapped by Jon's Korean background.
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:39 AM   #37
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Gosselin kids, despite Kate whiten-ticity rubbing off are handicapped by Jon's Korean background.
Well Kate does have an extreme value of obedience. Maybe if she had been a little less of a bitch about making sure Jon listened to every damn thing she said, she would still have a husband. God damn, I would have killed the bitch.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:39 AM   #38
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God damn, I would have killed the bitch.
I think I just cried a little.

You said HAVE! I'M SO PROUD!!!

Also Kate was a raging bitch.
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Maybe Kate's hormones ran amok after having all those kids.
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Old 09-30-2009, 04:51 PM   #40
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Maybe Kate's hormones ran amok after having all those kids.
One would hope, he should have known better if she was like that before. Of course we don't often think with our brains in these matters, so who knows.
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