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Old 11-28-2008, 04:06 PM   #31
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands"
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Old 11-28-2008, 05:38 PM   #32
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands"
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Old 11-29-2008, 07:52 AM   #33
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:35 AM   #34
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Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:42 AM   #35
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Water vs. Beer


WATER
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

BEER
We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER
It is better to drink beer and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart



DRINK UP BITCHES
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:01 AM   #36
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Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

Thrity-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH

A snail can sleep for three years

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

WTF There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:09 PM   #37
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I'll seperate a Chuck Norris facts page later on once I wake up...
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:12 AM   #38
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Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
A group of goats is called a trip.
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:14 AM   #39
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WTF There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus
there are more germs in a human mouth than an ass - licking dog's mouth.
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:31 AM   #40
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Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
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A group of goats is called a trip.
A group of bears is called a sloth.
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