Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Gf's Purse While Looking For Gum...

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by 2up

Chicken Pox and shingles are too! I unfortunately get shingles and if they are bad enough and I have to get Valtrex I pretty much announce to the entire pharmacy that its for my shingles and that I'm willing to prove it if they want!!

I had a short term girlfiend that had cold sores. She came over one night with this big thing on her lip, and got mad at me when I wouldn't kiss her.

She totally freaked out on me when I told her that cold sores were a form of Herpes, and I didn't want to catch it. She stormed out the door, and I said to myself, "Why are the pretty ones always so fucking crazy?"

Three hours later, I get a phone call. It's her. She's at a bar. I know shes at a bar, because I can hear music and people in the background, and she's drunk. First she's crying, and then she goes fucking apeshit kittens, and starts screaming at me.

"I DON'T HAVE HERPES!!!"

Some guy in the background: "Yeah, sure!"

That was pretty much the end of that relationship.

JC

[Kaneman]

So what Tigger is trying to say is that his GF has the herpity herp.

[2up]

Originally Posted by racedoll

So they are recurring for you? I had shingles once and never again, but it must have done damage as I have a "pain/tingle" where they were. Very annoying.

Yep. On and off since I was 14. Which means about 18 years now. And yes, annoying!

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I had a short term girlfiend that had cold sores. She came over one night with this big thing on her lip, and got mad at me when I wouldn't kiss her.

She totally freaked out on me when I told her that cold sores were a form of Herpes, and I didn't want to catch it. She stormed out the door, and I said to myself, "Why are the pretty ones always so fucking crazy?"

Three hours later, I get a phone call. It's her. She's at a bar. I know shes at a bar, because I can hear music and people in the background, and she's drunk. First she's crying, and then she goes fucking apeshit kittens, and starts screaming at me.

"I DON'T HAVE HERPES!!!"

Some guy in the background: "Yeah, sure!"

That was pretty much the end of that relationship.

JC

Probably better that way. Why WOULD you kiss her with a cold sore. That's just asking someone to expose themselves to it. Its not like you stopped liking her, you just didn't want a cold sore. People are stupid!

[Dave]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Yea I actually came up with a joke thread...not a very good one maybe...



Yea I made it up! It's a joke hardy, har, har....

like i said, the dick gave it away

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

So what Tigger is trying to say is that his GF has the herpity herp.

nah she honestly had a cold sore... I do think that her Dad has does...