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Old 04-04-2011, 02:24 PM   #1
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Old 04-04-2011, 10:30 AM   #2
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the video is decieving, but yup they can remove the poles and he will get it back after he pays the removal fees like the lady probably said.

I would be willing to bet though that when the law was written, it was intended for something completely different.
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Old 04-04-2011, 01:07 PM   #3
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the video is decieving, but yup they can remove the poles and he will get it back after he pays the removal fees like the lady probably said.

I would be willing to bet though that when the law was written, it was intended for something completely different.
It was intended to make sure road and utility would could be done, without interference from things that people placed in the boulevard. In other words, just this sort of thing.
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:03 AM   #4
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You are gonna be the crazy old man that all the kids are scarred of
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:26 AM   #5
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the name of my wireless network is "Cranky Old Man House"

It use to be "Saw your wife naked yesterday"
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:42 AM   #6
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It use to be "Saw your wife naked yesterday"
LOVE the second one. Was it set to discoverable?
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:46 AM   #7
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LOVE the second one. Was it set to discoverable?
oh yeah, I changed it every so often to see if any of my neighbors say anything. It was soulless ginger for awhile too. I can't remember them all.
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:19 PM   #8
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Nah dude, the man is right. She may not be attractive, but the rule still stands.

A) All women are crazy
B) The amount of crazy is always in direct proportion to their sexual performance
C) Finding the ideal crazy/sex ratio, and precise manifestation of crazy that one can actually fucking stand is the hardest part
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:30 PM   #9
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Nah dude, the man is right. She may not be attractive, but the rule still stands.

A) All women are crazy
B) The amount of crazy is always in direct proportion to their sexual performance
C) Finding the ideal crazy/sex ratio, and precise manifestation of crazy that one can actually fucking stand is the hardest part
I know that, but attractiveness also plays into it. You can easily find crazy and hot, no reason to put yourself in a crazy and nasty situation. There is no coorelation between crazy and attractiveness. The really hot ones are usually fucking psychotic anyway.
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I know that, but attractiveness also plays into it. You can easily find crazy and hot, no reason to put yourself in a crazy and nasty situation. There is no coorelation between crazy and attractiveness. The really hot ones are usually fucking psychotic anyway.
The only real question is whether the hot makes them crazy, or the crazy makes them hot. Figure that out, and you'll make a fortune selling the book.
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