OSP's Craigslist Personal Ad - Page 4

Racerboy · 01-19-2009, 09:35 AM

I flagged it for Best of C/L also!!

OneSickPsycho · 01-19-2009, 09:37 AM

1 - moron spammer put the link in the first message... not a good way to fish...
Hey, saw your post. DO you like asian women? What part of town are you in? http://diane85.zdatesstore.info

2 - appears to be another spammer... let's see what response I get from requesting naked pictures.
want to chat? i just saw your ad..i liked it!
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Gandhi

3 - actual person... I responded requesting her address and naked pictures... she responded saying maybe later, then asked me a question. Fat chick.
Great post! Terribly funny!

neebelung · 01-19-2009, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericr

That's gonna have them beating a path to your door!

...or him beating off on the path to their door.

OneSickPsycho · 01-19-2009, 09:56 AM

Hey whats up! Thanks for emailing me back. I'm new to this wholeonline dating thing, and my friend told my about Craigslist so Ithought I'd just give it a try...I have a profile with all my info andsome pics on it at http://findlocalsnow.com?uid=AngelCutie9120 so ifyou want to see my pics and see if I'm your type go there and check!!Hope to hear back from you soon... send me your pics!

Rider · 01-19-2009, 10:03 AM

Did you really think you'd get a real response? I'm guessing that 100% of the replies will be spam.

OneSickPsycho · 01-19-2009, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

Did you really think you'd get a real response? I'm guessing that 100% of the replies will be spam.

Already got one...

OneSickPsycho · 01-19-2009, 10:28 AM

I am in desperate need of a VERY oral guy to go to town on my hourglass curves...let me tell you what I need... I have two luscious natural tits, DD cup, gorgeous pink nips, that need licking and tongue-flicking, sucking and generally just worship. The longer you spend on them, the happier I'll be! I'd even be happy if you gently scrape your teeth against them...drives me crazy! I also require someone who is very into pleasuring me orally. I keep myself clean and bare, need someone who is ver-r-r-ry hungry and loves licking and sucking on clits until we use a 'safe word,' because I sort of like it when a guy takes me to orgasm and doesn't stop, even when I'm squirming. If you're into rimming, that's wonderful too...I'm extremely clean so there's no worries there. If you're clean, too, I'd be happy to repay you the favor! I love giving head and am very good at it. I'm not skeleton thin, but not fat...like I say I have curves like an hourglass, nice small waist. I'm caucasian. Your pic will get you mine. Sound good? Tell me you want me! Photos available at my singles profile http://gofilr.com/brooke.html If you dont have an acct you will have to register to see me, but this is a free kinda like getting a gmail account.

tommymac · 01-19-2009, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I am in desperate need of a VERY oral guy to go to town on my hourglass curves...let me tell you what I need... I have two luscious natural tits, DD cup, gorgeous pink nips, that need licking and tongue-flicking, sucking and generally just worship. The longer you spend on them, the happier I'll be! I'd even be happy if you gently scrape your teeth against them...drives me crazy! I also require someone who is very into pleasuring me orally. I keep myself clean and bare, need someone who is ver-r-r-ry hungry and loves licking and sucking on clits until we use a 'safe word,' because I sort of like it when a guy takes me to orgasm and doesn't stop, even when I'm squirming. If you're into rimming, that's wonderful too...I'm extremely clean so there's no worries there. If you're clean, too, I'd be happy to repay you the favor! I love giving head and am very good at it. I'm not skeleton thin, but not fat...like I say I have curves like an hourglass, nice small waist. I'm caucasian. Your pic will get you mine. Sound good? Tell me you want me! Photos available at my singles profile http://gofilr.com/brooke.html If you dont have an acct you will have to register to see me, but this is a free kinda like getting a gmail account.

She sounds like a keeper

Tom

Captain Morgan · 01-19-2009, 10:44 AM

Funny shit, bro. Maybe the doctor is a psychotherapist and wants to help you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalaan1

funny thing is, you'll probably end up with a meaningful LONG lasting relationship with your soul mate.

I was thinking more like cell mate.

neebelung · 01-19-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

... I have two luscious natural tits,

As opposed to what..... 4? 6? A baker's dozen?

01-19-2009, 09:35 AM	#31
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01-19-2009, 09:37 AM	#32
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	More responses... 1 - moron spammer put the link in the first message... not a good way to fish... Hey, saw your post. DO you like asian women? What part of town are you in? http://diane85.zdatesstore.info 2 - appears to be another spammer... let's see what response I get from requesting naked pictures. want to chat? i just saw your ad..i liked it! You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Gandhi 3 - actual person... I responded requesting her address and naked pictures... she responded saying maybe later, then asked me a question. Fat chick. Great post! Terribly funny!

01-19-2009, 09:56 AM	#34
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	More spam... Hey whats up! Thanks for emailing me back. I'm new to this wholeonline dating thing, and my friend told my about Craigslist so Ithought I'd just give it a try...I have a profile with all my info andsome pics on it at http://findlocalsnow.com?uid=AngelCutie9120 so ifyou want to see my pics and see if I'm your type go there and check!!Hope to hear back from you soon... send me your pics!

01-19-2009, 10:28 AM	#37
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Best spam response ever... I am in desperate need of a VERY oral guy to go to town on my hourglass curves...let me tell you what I need... I have two luscious natural tits, DD cup, gorgeous pink nips, that need licking and tongue-flicking, sucking and generally just worship. The longer you spend on them, the happier I'll be! I'd even be happy if you gently scrape your teeth against them...drives me crazy! I also require someone who is very into pleasuring me orally. I keep myself clean and bare, need someone who is ver-r-r-ry hungry and loves licking and sucking on clits until we use a 'safe word,' because I sort of like it when a guy takes me to orgasm and doesn't stop, even when I'm squirming. If you're into rimming, that's wonderful too...I'm extremely clean so there's no worries there. If you're clean, too, I'd be happy to repay you the favor! I love giving head and am very good at it. I'm not skeleton thin, but not fat...like I say I have curves like an hourglass, nice small waist. I'm caucasian. Your pic will get you mine. Sound good? Tell me you want me! Photos available at my singles profile http://gofilr.com/brooke.html If you dont have an acct you will have to register to see me, but this is a free kinda like getting a gmail account.

01-19-2009, 10:03 AM	#35
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Did you really think you'd get a real response? I'm guessing that 100% of the replies will be spam.