So I'm a terrible person, Part three - Page 4

NONE_too_SOFT · 11-27-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Are you in high school? Be the man and tell her to get out. Not too hard weaksauce. lol

i dont pound my chest and pride myself on being the biggest ape in the bunch, and i dont man handle women. The crazy bitch would not get out of my car, i must have told her to get the F out more times than i could count.

you must not have much experience with women, when they set their mind on something its fucking impossible to get them budge sometimes.

ontwo · 11-28-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

Hilarious. I am like tigger, I would have kicked her out of my car after like 15 minutes of "no one likes me."

Why would a girl be in your car?

101lifts2 · 11-28-2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

i dont pound my chest and pride myself on being the biggest ape in the bunch, and i dont man handle women. The crazy bitch would not get out of my car, i must have told her to get the F out more times than i could count.

you must not have much experience with women, when they set their mind on something its fucking impossible to get them budge sometimes.

lol...yeah I was being sarcastic in my own sort of way. I smell ya on the clingy thing. HATE clingy all emotional chicks.

But seriously you need to man up. hahaha j/k there brah...

OneSickPsycho · 11-28-2008, 12:22 AM

The second that chick started hitting and kicking me, I would have ripped her ass out of my car and left here where ever the fuck we were... OSP don't fuck around when bitches start throwing blows... Honestly, I couldn't guarantee that I wouldn't have punched her in the head.

Homeslice · 11-28-2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Damn, dude, helluva story. But maybe it started by taking her to dinner with your family. If she's crazy to begin with, then this probably set her off. She probably thought you really cared for her because you've met her family and you took her to dinner with your family.

agreed

rogue · 11-28-2008, 12:38 AM

NtS, he's already married his next (3rd or 4th) victim.

Moira, I'll volunteer my services too.

PhiSig1071 · 11-28-2008, 12:52 AM

It's funny, all my female friends (Neebs included) have offered their services is weeding out the crazy ones early. It is much appreciated, and needed! Maybe ya'll should start a business!

Ninjakel · 11-28-2008, 02:27 AM

I am in for the business proposal. I would have LOVED to punch her in the mouth a couple times

Amber Lamps · 11-28-2008, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

The second that chick started hitting and kicking me, I would have ripped her ass out of my car and left here where ever the fuck we were... OSP don't fuck around when bitches start throwing blows... Honestly, I couldn't guarantee that I wouldn't have punched her in the head.

Yea I have an incredibly bad temper and I CANNOT stand to be hit without hitting back! I was always taught to never hit a woman but anyone that hits you is man enough to be hit back! If a 120 lb man hit me in the face,I wouldn't even hesitate to knock the shit out of him. I was twice his size when he hit me so if he didn't care why should I? The same thing goes for a woman,just because you are smaller than me doesn't give you carte blance' to strike me at will. I believe that everyone has a right to defend themselves regardless of the situation. To my credit,I have managed to control myself on several occasions when dealing with women and have never actually struck a woman BUT I let them know that only the first one is free,after this they're gonna cost ya! Luckily,I apparently get my point across strongly enough to convince them that I mean business.

PiZdETS · 11-28-2008, 04:53 AM

The only thing I could think of in that situation would be to take it in an unexpected direction.
As she's pouring out her crazy, start masturbating really really slowly and creepily just nodding your head and licking your lips. Reciting any bible verses you know would definitely help.
Crazy can only be countered with over the top insanity.

11-28-2008, 12:52 AM	#37
PhiSig1071 Let go of my ears. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: '03 GSX-R600, '04 625SMC Posts: 1,394	It's funny, all my female friends (Neebs included) have offered their services is weeding out the crazy ones early. It is much appreciated, and needed! Maybe ya'll should start a business! __________________ Entia non sunt multiplicanda necessitatem

11-28-2008, 02:27 AM	#38
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	I am in for the business proposal. I would have LOVED to punch her in the mouth a couple times __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

11-28-2008, 04:53 AM	#40
PiZdETS ⎷⎛⎝ ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ ⎷⎛⎝ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ⎷⎛⎝ ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ ⎷⎛⎝ Moto: ⎷⎛⎝ ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ ⎷⎛⎝ Posts: 990	The only thing I could think of in that situation would be to take it in an unexpected direction. As she's pouring out her crazy, start masturbating really really slowly and creepily just nodding your head and licking your lips. Reciting any bible verses you know would definitely help. Crazy can only be countered with over the top insanity. __________________

11-28-2008, 12:22 AM	#34
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	The second that chick started hitting and kicking me, I would have ripped her ass out of my car and left here where ever the fuck we were... OSP don't fuck around when bitches start throwing blows... Honestly, I couldn't guarantee that I wouldn't have punched her in the head.