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Old 09-24-2009, 09:57 PM   #31
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who's "we", you half-whitey!

oreo!
Don't worry I got ALL of the good genetic stuff!!!
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:04 PM   #32
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Don't worry I got ALL of the good genetic stuff!!!
if u believe blacks got big dix and have more game......I call bs
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:11 PM   #33
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if u believe blacks got big dix and have more game......I call bs

Yea well, don't ask all the white bitches I've fucked because they'll break your heart.
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:19 PM   #34
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You're jewish...there is so many jokes I want to make right now and I can't cause I got to obey my own rules. This sucks...
Yeh but me being jewish automatically gives me a free pass on the jew jokes

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Old 09-24-2009, 10:26 PM   #35
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lol....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4DVubs9Z0
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:01 PM   #36
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You're jewish...there is so many jokes I want to make right now and I can't cause I got to obey my own rules. This sucks...
Oh boo fucking hoo.

I'm the King of the Jews, AND the head cheerleader for the entire Christian mind set.

Now look at me. Hands are all fucked up, big ole' freaking hole in my side, feet hurt, can't use a condom, and even if if did, my old man would get her pregnant just to fuck with me.

To top it all off, I can't even make fun of Mormons now. MORMONS! FUCKING MORMONS!

You're right. This does suck.

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Old 09-24-2009, 11:19 PM   #37
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Mr. Jesus, I think you are just a cook
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:26 PM   #38
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I thought flavored cigarettes where banned? Aren't Menthols technically flavored?
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:47 PM   #39
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Mr. Jesus, I think you are just a cook
A cook?

What, I've got all day to make loaves and fishes appetizers?

You think it's easy being me? Seating charts, valet parking, sermons, interviews, cabbage blessings- fuck you, you try it.

Cook, I got your cook right here, Jew boy.

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Note: The post above is not meant in any way to denigrate the social contributions of the people of the Jewish faith, to humanity as a whole, except the part when they killed Jesus. You bastards.
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Old 09-25-2009, 01:04 AM   #40
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Speaking of that crazy bastard Tigger...

For some reason Willie B from Pinks All Out reminds me of him. Not sure why being I have never met Tigger....

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