Stupid Questions You Hear - Page 4

HurricaneHeather · 11-04-2009, 10:48 AM

When I got my Hornet after having my ninja 250 for a couple years so many people asked me, "isn't this black one slower than the green one you used to have?" In a why-would-you-buy-a-slower-bike tone.

Or, "how come you bought a cruiser after riding a sportbike?" There was so much fail in that question I just couldn't respond.

I just hate it when people say, "you're gonna ride in this: cold, rain, storm, traffic, etc.?" My response was always, "it's either that or walk home in this cold, rain, storm traffic, etc."

CrazyKell · 11-04-2009, 01:29 PM

I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"

karl_1052 · 11-04-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"

You should have told her to use her imagination.

the chi · 11-04-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"

Wow. The myriad of responses you could have to that...

Particle Man · 11-04-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"

you should have smiled and said, "Guess" with a wink

MissHell · 11-04-2009, 03:07 PM

Myself and a couple friends were at a rest stop this weekend, there were a small group of Harleys there too.

My friend has a new CBR-1000rr, which I asked to sit on. I was saying the seat height was lower than I excepted. One of the Harley dudes, said something like "you excepted it to be higher cause you are used to sitting on the high back seat".

I just bit my tongue and said nothing.

CrazyKell · 11-04-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Wow. The myriad of responses you could have to that...

I should've said "a fun Friday night

"

Rider · 11-04-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"

Maybe she was playing dumb, fishing for a opportunity to show you how to really "use" those things.

Sorry, I'm letting my fantasies overrun my mind.

EpyonXero · 11-04-2009, 03:48 PM

"How tall are you?"

"Do you play basketball?"

"Are you famous?" Because how many famous people do you have ask about being famous. . .

Papa_Complex · 11-04-2009, 03:49 PM

After trading a few emails with my insurance company today, I want a thread about stupid ANSWERS.

11-04-2009, 03:49 PM	#40
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	After trading a few emails with my insurance company today, I want a thread about stupid ANSWERS. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

11-04-2009, 10:48 AM	#31
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	When I got my Hornet after having my ninja 250 for a couple years so many people asked me, "isn't this black one slower than the green one you used to have?" In a why-would-you-buy-a-slower-bike tone. Or, "how come you bought a cruiser after riding a sportbike?" There was so much fail in that question I just couldn't respond. I just hate it when people say, "you're gonna ride in this: cold, rain, storm, traffic, etc.?" My response was always, "it's either that or walk home in this cold, rain, storm traffic, etc."

11-04-2009, 01:29 PM	#32
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	I've got another gem. Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"

11-04-2009, 03:07 PM	#36
MissHell Followed the crowd over. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hawaii Moto: '07 Yahama R6 Posts: 911	Myself and a couple friends were at a rest stop this weekend, there were a small group of Harleys there too. My friend has a new CBR-1000rr, which I asked to sit on. I was saying the seat height was lower than I excepted. One of the Harley dudes, said something like "you excepted it to be higher cause you are used to sitting on the high back seat". I just bit my tongue and said nothing.

11-04-2009, 03:48 PM	#39
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	"How tall are you?" "Do you play basketball?" "Are you famous?" Because how many famous people do you have ask about being famous. . .