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Old 02-25-2010, 10:30 PM   #31
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I know, I post this every time it comes up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2e...eature=related
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Old 02-26-2010, 01:14 AM   #32
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I wonder if HE will have to sign a prenuptial? LOL
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Old 02-26-2010, 08:18 AM   #33
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I'm not understanding what you guys are talking about.

Maybe your wives are just bored with you.
I concur.
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Old 02-26-2010, 08:22 AM   #34
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Wow.

I bet the 'sex stops after marriage' thing is typically as much the hubby's fault as the wife's - getting into the 'rut' and not bothering to be attractive/romantic/spontaneous & all.
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Old 02-26-2010, 09:01 AM   #35
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Old 02-26-2010, 10:31 AM   #36
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I concur.
I'm pretty sure my wife despises me at a very deep level yet the "Marriage" cliches mentioned in this thread are strange and mysterious to me.
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Old 02-26-2010, 10:54 AM   #37
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I'm pretty sure my wife despises me at a very deep level yet the "Marriage" cliches mentioned in this thread are strange and mysterious to me.
I no believe.

I do believe there are some bitter, bitter men in this world.
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:01 AM   #38
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I'm pretty sure my wife despises me at a very deep level.
Prob'ly
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:03 AM   #39
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Bitter men should try some tropical fruit, pineapple, mango, and such. Then they wouldnt be so bitter!!
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:46 AM   #40
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Don't marry a fake woman and you won't have any trouble getting sex when you're married. If I was up to it my wife would literally fuck my brains out everynight...

Blowjobs too, lots of blowjobs. Being married the right way rocks.

Just waiting for Kell to stop by so things can get really interesting....right Kell?
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