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Old 11-21-2008, 05:32 PM   #31
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why do those balls have a little asscrack?
Ummm....aside from that, why do they hang evenly?
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Old 11-21-2008, 06:10 PM   #32
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Anyone else notice that Q&A on the bottom of that testicles listing?

Q: Does it come in Wichita Thunder Blue?
A: Yes it only comes in Blue thanks for asking! But it still feels lifelike when used for example Tea Bagging


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Old 11-21-2008, 06:17 PM   #33
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"Sushi is like buttsex. If it's good, it's amazing. If it's bad, you probably just bought an antique electric butt probe on e-Bay"
Truer words were never spoken.

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Old 11-21-2008, 06:44 PM   #34
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why can't a man just have a cold prostate sometimes? it's always gotta be about sex with you people.
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Old 11-21-2008, 06:47 PM   #35
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why can't a man just have a cold prostate sometimes? it's always gotta be about sex with you people.
who are "you people" exactly?

lets not forget this is an internet forum, full of motorcyclists, which = highly rude, crude and socially unacceptable on any occasion and proud to be so!!

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Old 11-21-2008, 06:57 PM   #36
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this is an internet forum, full of motorcyclists, which = highly rude, crude and socially unacceptable on any occasion and proud to be so!!
She speaks of great wisdom. This should be on the next TWFix Tshirt!!!!!!
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Old 11-21-2008, 07:14 PM   #37
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I was a regular in the bedroom forum on CF, a lot of these guys look familiar...
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Old 11-21-2008, 07:18 PM   #38
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Actually, all you guys, JUST YOU WAIT! After 40 + years of bouncing around on some truly hideous excuses for motorcycle seats, your poor prostate may actually need some 120/60...mebbe a good 20 amps worth just to get kickstarted...........


.....now lets see, where is my Paypal acct info.................................
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:03 AM   #39
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wtf
another vote for this one
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:10 AM   #40
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I prefer the touch of warm hands...

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