Broken Bones - Page 4

Bluestreak · 12-02-2008, 07:43 PM

right hand (punched something I shouldn't have.
right index finger (slamed in a door jam when I was little)
right big toe (too embarrasing to tell)

I think that's it.

derf · 12-02-2008, 07:47 PM

Fingers on my right hand (closed in a door)
Collar bone (mini bike)
Right wrist (fight)
Jaw (falling)

askmrjesus · 12-02-2008, 08:01 PM

In chronological order:

Cracked skull, age 6. Tried to slide down a pole from a second story balcony, (Batman style) This particular injury comes in handy when people ask if I was dropped on my head as a child. I can honestly say, "No, I jumped."

Nose #1, age 13, fell into a canoe (nose first).

Age 16, both legs (multiple fractures) left arm (more multiple fractures), 5 ribs and one collarbone. Norton vs. guard-rail. Guard-rail declared winner.

Nose #2, age 18. Barfight. Marines have no sense of humor. To be fair, some of them did laugh.

Tailbone, age 20. Fell off of a roof while trying to retrieve a rubber-band powered bird. I might have been high at the time.

Right Index finger, age 23. Did you know that some cars have fans that come on, even though the car is not running? I didn't. Six stitches in the nail-bed of my pointy finger. Ouch.

Big toe, age 29. Landed wrong. It happens. Take it from me, don't mix porn fantasies and playground equipment. You'll break your toe.

Shoulder, age 40. Pocket-bike highside at speed. Was able to establish a new brakemarker by crawling backwards.

Other bones: I know I'm forgetting a couple, but I'm chalking that up to cracked skull at age 6.

JC

Gas Man · 12-02-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Never. Not sure how I managed to avoid it. I guess I just really despise pain that much

Me neither... never... not one

I also, even though hit many times and broken once, have never had a bloody nose

was92v · 12-02-2008, 08:08 PM

Officially, meaning I actually got medical treatment, such as it was, a shattered collar bone. High sided an RD400 and launched myself through a fence. My head went through but a 4x4 concrete post stopped my collar bone.
I've probably broken and cracked a few things but didn't go to a Doctor, just take some OTC and push (or limp) on through.

JoJoYZF · 12-02-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by was92v

Officially, meaning I actually got medical treatment, such as it was, a shattered collar bone. High sided an RD400 and launched myself through a fence. My head went through but a 4x4 concrete post stopped my collar bone.
I've probably broken and cracked a few things but didn't go to a Doctor, just take some OTC and push (or limp) on through.

Thats how I do things too. I went willingly to the hospital for my wrist, I was 13. When I broke my eye socket I was forced to go, mainly because my eyebrow wouldnt stop bleeding. They found the break shortly after.

Amorok · 12-02-2008, 09:00 PM

Let's see, I've shattered my left eye socket, broken most of my knuckles, had my nose broken a couple of times, and lots of bruised and cracked ribs, some of which are now malformed. Good times. And it sucks, because I'm a total pussy when I break something, I cry like a girl and roll around. God, I'm a pansy.

merle · 12-02-2008, 09:36 PM

No broken bones here.

cuttle · 12-02-2008, 09:43 PM

cracked vertebra at 8 (falling of a roof will do that)
brocken ankle, big toe and cracked wrist at 18 (Mazda vs Yamaha)
broken pinky toe 2x a few years back (damn cleats on the dock)

byron12 · 12-02-2008, 09:45 PM

Ioke my collarbone and two ribs and my wrist all in the same bicycle crash when I was thirteen hauling ass down potato patch mountain I went of an embankment. I shattered my calcaneus in my foot when I was 19 jumping into the sahllow end of a pool from a hieght.

12-02-2008, 07:43 PM	#31
Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	right hand (punched something I shouldn't have. right index finger (slamed in a door jam when I was little) right big toe (too embarrasing to tell) I think that's it. __________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

12-02-2008, 07:47 PM	#32
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Fingers on my right hand (closed in a door) Collar bone (mini bike) Right wrist (fight) Jaw (falling) __________________

12-02-2008, 08:01 PM	#33
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	In chronological order: Cracked skull, age 6. Tried to slide down a pole from a second story balcony, (Batman style) This particular injury comes in handy when people ask if I was dropped on my head as a child. I can honestly say, "No, I jumped." Nose #1, age 13, fell into a canoe (nose first). Age 16, both legs (multiple fractures) left arm (more multiple fractures), 5 ribs and one collarbone. Norton vs. guard-rail. Guard-rail declared winner. Nose #2, age 18. Barfight. Marines have no sense of humor. To be fair, some of them did laugh. Tailbone, age 20. Fell off of a roof while trying to retrieve a rubber-band powered bird. I might have been high at the time. Right Index finger, age 23. Did you know that some cars have fans that come on, even though the car is not running? I didn't. Six stitches in the nail-bed of my pointy finger. Ouch. Big toe, age 29. Landed wrong. It happens. Take it from me, don't mix porn fantasies and playground equipment. You'll break your toe. Shoulder, age 40. Pocket-bike highside at speed. Was able to establish a new brakemarker by crawling backwards. Other bones: I know I'm forgetting a couple, but I'm chalking that up to cracked skull at age 6. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

12-02-2008, 09:00 PM	#37
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Let's see, I've shattered my left eye socket, broken most of my knuckles, had my nose broken a couple of times, and lots of bruised and cracked ribs, some of which are now malformed. Good times. And it sucks, because I'm a total pussy when I break something, I cry like a girl and roll around. God, I'm a pansy. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-02-2008, 09:36 PM	#38
merle Street Stunter Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: dallas, tx Moto: '04 suzuki sv 650 Posts: 62	No broken bones here. __________________ janie Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

12-02-2008, 08:08 PM	#35
was92v Nowhere Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 558	Officially, meaning I actually got medical treatment, such as it was, a shattered collar bone. High sided an RD400 and launched myself through a fence. My head went through but a 4x4 concrete post stopped my collar bone. I've probably broken and cracked a few things but didn't go to a Doctor, just take some OTC and push (or limp) on through.

12-02-2008, 09:43 PM	#39
cuttle now available w/o fish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in a holler Moto: DR650, Morini, 1/2 M900ie Posts: 820	cracked vertebra at 8 (falling of a roof will do that) brocken ankle, big toe and cracked wrist at 18 (Mazda vs Yamaha) broken pinky toe 2x a few years back (damn cleats on the dock) __________________ "Typo's are very importand to al written form. It gives the reader something to look for soo they arenâ€™t distrackted by the total lack of kontend in your writing's." - R. K. Milholland

12-02-2008, 09:45 PM	#40
byron12 cookie head Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: chattanooga tn Moto: I now have cheap chinese pocket bike and a free non running kawasaki cruiser. Posts: 142	Ioke my collarbone and two ribs and my wrist all in the same bicycle crash when I was thirteen hauling ass down potato patch mountain I went of an embankment. I shattered my calcaneus in my foot when I was 19 jumping into the sahllow end of a pool from a hieght.