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Old 01-30-2010, 12:16 AM   #41
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the expression at 0:31 is hilarious
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Old 01-30-2010, 01:29 AM   #42
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Nothing special. Just a semi-cute blonde holding a smirnoff, sticking her tongue out at the camera, but wearing a jacket so you can't even tell if she has big knockers or not. All you can really see is her face and the ring on her finger. Not worth the time to save, attach, etc.
it was the best picture left. like most bad memories it seems most of my friends had deleted her entirely.
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:08 AM   #43
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It's amazing what people can conclude from internet posts.....
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:16 AM   #44
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It's amazing what people can conclude from internet posts.....
101Lifts - Closet Cabbage Patch doll collector. Eats his own splooge. Fine taste in automobiles.
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Old 01-30-2010, 10:27 AM   #45
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101Lifts - Closet Cabbage Patch doll collector. Eats his own splooge. Fine taste in automobiles....
....Began weight lifting at the age of 22, after losing an arm wrestling contest to a 9 year old Hindu boy. Has a secret crush on Arnold Swarchenegger. Likes girls, but will not call them on the phone...

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Old 01-30-2010, 10:28 AM   #46
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101Lifts - Closet Cabbage Patch doll collector. Eats his own splooge. Fine taste in automobiles.
i heard he dry humps care bears when he thinks everyone else is asleep
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Old 01-30-2010, 10:48 AM   #47
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i heard he dry humps care bears when he thinks everyone else is asleep
It's true, I saw his dry-cleaning bill.

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Old 01-30-2010, 10:59 AM   #48
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Not to be a jerk or anything but you guys are supposed to be bagging on Homeslice.

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Old 01-30-2010, 11:07 AM   #49
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Not to be a jerk or anything but you guys are supposed to be bagging on Homeslice.

with 101s response, I do believe that homeslice is not a virgin anymore. At least not with men.
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Old 01-30-2010, 11:11 AM   #50
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with 101s response, I do believe that homeslice is not a virgin anymore. At least not with men.
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