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Particle Man · 11-16-2010, 10:45 PM

Whever possible I've driven but it's damn near impossible to do these days because my client base is spread ever wider over the country. I'm in a similar boat as Derf: I fly a lot and that crap would build up over time.

Dave · 11-17-2010, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf

scientific propoganda that was analyzed in a way to distort the data to one viewpoint.

Climate change.

z06boy · 11-17-2010, 10:57 AM

Enlightening thread...and yes I'm being serious.

I don't know if most of what's posted here is true or not but it has sure raised a few issues that I wasn't aware of and enough to make me look further into it.

pauldun170 · 11-17-2010, 11:21 AM

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/...w-twist/66545/
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/...updated/66549/

Avatard · 11-17-2010, 11:34 AM

I say we start a rumor that the scanner machines are memory erasing and programming devices that brainwash you and allow government mind control.

Now, if we could convince Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Bill O'Reilly, and they ran with it, the machines would be scrapped inside of a week.

[hick]"I ain't gettin' in no branwashing machine"[/hick]

z06boy · 11-17-2010, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/...w-twist/66545/
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/...updated/66549/

On another note...

I think the next time I fly I'm going to try my 'hardest' to get an erection just before entering this machine and have the head protruding slightly above my boxer briefs...just to give them in the 'back room' some entertainment.

Ok sorry for that visual.

Homeslice · 11-17-2010, 01:02 PM

People shouldn't invent some silly game to annoy the TSA, it's only going to make them crack down with more regulations. Instead, just opt out and force them to take the time to pat you down. That's enough of a message. Plus write your congressman.

VatorMan · 11-18-2010, 03:30 PM

Particle Man · 11-18-2010, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VatorMan

Gas Man · 11-18-2010, 04:15 PM

That's awesome.

11-17-2010, 11:34 AM	#45
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	I say we start a rumor that the scanner machines are memory erasing and programming devices that brainwash you and allow government mind control. Now, if we could convince Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Bill O'Reilly, and they ran with it, the machines would be scrapped inside of a week. [hick]"I ain't gettin' in no branwashing machine"[/hick] __________________ Insert free thought here.

11-16-2010, 10:45 PM	#41
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Whever possible I've driven but it's damn near impossible to do these days because my client base is spread ever wider over the country. I'm in a similar boat as Derf: I fly a lot and that crap would build up over time.

11-17-2010, 10:57 AM	#43
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Enlightening thread...and yes I'm being serious. I don't know if most of what's posted here is true or not but it has sure raised a few issues that I wasn't aware of and enough to make me look further into it.

11-17-2010, 01:02 PM	#47
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	People shouldn't invent some silly game to annoy the TSA, it's only going to make them crack down with more regulations. Instead, just opt out and force them to take the time to pat you down. That's enough of a message. Plus write your congressman.

11-18-2010, 03:30 PM	#48
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605

11-18-2010, 04:15 PM	#50
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	That's awesome.