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Old 04-15-2010, 05:23 PM   #41
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if it's completely covered (pointy fabric) it's fine, if you can see a hint of it through the fabric, no.
In a password protected sub forum?
Damn, what are you worried about?
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In a password protected sub forum?
Damn, what are you worried about?
Being banned from work computers.
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:32 PM   #43
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Exactly. And then you'd have a riot on your hands dude. Do you want to cause a riot?
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:33 PM   #44
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Exactly. And then you'd have a riot on your hands dude. Do you want to cause a riot?
If there were some proper nipple round here I'd have a riot in my hands.
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:37 PM   #45
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I just heard there's a riot in Paul's hands and everybody's cumming.

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Old 04-15-2010, 05:38 PM   #46
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against the rule to protrude through the fabric, even if covered? that's sad.
Yeah, I didn't mean just show the nipples. I meant having the nips popping up through the shirt.
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:38 PM   #47
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If there were some proper nipple round here I'd have a riot in my hands.
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please don't use the word "insert" and anything referencing Paul's dick in the same sentence.

Ever.

Hell, it shouldn't even be on the same forum.

Trip, can you add add to the forum rules that there will never be any references about Paul's dick?

Ever!!
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please don't use the word "insert" and anything referencing Paul's dick in the same sentence.

Ever.

Hell, it shouldn't even be on the same forum.

Trip, can you add add to the forum rules that there will never be any references about Paul's dick?

Ever!!
Calm down. Breathe. Think of nipples.
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Calm down. Breathe. Think of nipples.
I'm sitting in an airport in Florida - they're everywhere.

Zen.

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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