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Old 01-06-2010, 06:37 PM   #41
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And all these poor women just need to get them selves to a local "toy shop" and pick up a good one. If that can't help them...no one can!
I was gonna say that, but maybe orgasms aren't important to some women.

But if they can't/won't go to the toy shop, everyone has two hands.

And we don't need to provide pics, there is enough squirter porn on the internet.
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:30 PM   #42
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If i want to make my wife squirt i just tell her i've bought another bike!

I spent 12 years with a woman who had problems orgasming. I learned and studied every technique and tool in existence, tried every tact and position. In the end she had to make herself happy. So when I picked out my 2nd wife i made certain she was fully equiped and functioning before I sealed the deal.
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:53 PM   #43
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So when I picked out my 2nd wife i made certain she was fully equiped and functioning before I sealed the deal.
You mean she came with her OWN toys?
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:53 PM   #44
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You mean she came with her OWN toys?
Well, he shouldn't have to buy EVERYTHING for her, should he?
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:03 PM   #45
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:25 PM   #46
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What's awesome is when you're with a broad that cums like a bottle rocket, then after a few years suddenly decides she can't get off during sex. I guess things change.
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No, i mean she is one of the lucky 33 pct that can have an O and in several different ways. I know i am good but if she cant no ones gonna make her!
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:04 PM   #48
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So you're saying that only 33% of women have/say they have orgasms? Wonder if this an across the age spectrum findings, or just younger women. Older women kinda blossom on this O thing, more confidence and like themselves better.
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:13 PM   #49
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So you're saying that only 33% of women have/say they have orgasms? Wonder if this an across the age spectrum findings, or just younger women. Older women kinda blossom on this O thing, more confidence and like themselves better.
i believe smiley was referring to the small group of women who orgasm very easily. I lucked out on that one myself

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Old 01-06-2010, 10:25 PM   #50
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i believe smiley was referring to the small group of women who orgasm very easily. I lucked out on that one myself
I think more women do than admit it. I'm pleading the 5th.
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