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Old 07-13-2010, 12:19 AM   #41
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:26 AM   #42
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Your penis is half black? So half you're penis likes big breast white girls and the other half like little white boys?
Too bad I don't have any big breasted white girls.... oh wait I do. I'm not sure where little white boys come into play but I guess it's your fantasy... BTW I did a job at John Holmes High School today!
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Black penis turning white. What else would that mean?
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:30 AM   #44
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Too bad I don't have any big breasted white girls.... oh wait I do. I'm not sure where little white boys come into play but I guess it's your fantasy... BTW I did a job at John Holmes High School today!
I guess I wouldn't mind being in a school named after one of the biggest male porn stars of all time.

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Aw they get used to it after a month or so... the crying and the blood get kinda tired though...
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:32 AM   #46
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Black penis turning white. What else would that mean?
So white men love little white boys? Who knew?
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:40 AM   #47
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pics are possible... half black and 6' 4''...
Your penis is half black? Sweet, you can play "Good Penis" and "Bad Penis"
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:44 AM   #48
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So white men love little white boys? Who knew?
about to go thriller, mike jackson on these ninjas.
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Your penis is half black? Sweet, you can play "Good Penis" and "Bad Penis"
Oh? Racial bias test, which would be the "bad" side, hmmm?.... I play Othello a lot...
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Racial bias test, which would be the "bad" side, hmmm?
That would be the side that gets tased.
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