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09-14-2011, 11:11 AM | #1 | |
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Turns out, they also eat hops, flowers, furniture, house trim, and wood working projects in the back of my truck that were scheduled for installation that day... You can't keep the fuckers in a pen. I don't care if it's surrounded by a thirty foot fence, with laser beam machine guns, they WILL find a way out. We (I) sent them off to a goat retirement home. Fucking goats. They're assholes. JC
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09-14-2011, 11:19 AM | #2 |
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They also eat license plates.
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09-14-2011, 11:30 AM | #3 |
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Sorry about that.
I told you not to park there. JC
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09-14-2011, 11:34 AM | #4 |
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No worries. Otherwise it was park on the goats.
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09-14-2011, 03:58 PM | #5 |
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Sounds like that would have saved some agrivation...
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09-14-2011, 05:33 PM | #6 |
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I thought about it, but the doghorse was giving me dirty looks. Seeing how Bob made out, I think I made the right decision.
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09-14-2011, 11:21 AM | #7 |
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They also climb on top of your friend's car and dance around causing thousands of dollars in damage. Luckily for the goat owner in this situation, his insurance covers such an occurrence.
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09-14-2011, 11:25 AM | #8 | |
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Told you they were assholes. JC
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09-14-2011, 11:26 AM | #9 |
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09-14-2011, 09:44 PM | #10 |
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I should have brought some back bacon with me. Or Snausages.
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