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Old 09-29-2010, 03:06 PM   #41
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:15 PM   #42
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I try to keep mine fairly short. Though I love them for when I had some guitar picking to do. But being longish annoys me to death.

My toenails can get freakishly long because I forget about them until I bust htem into something.
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:17 PM   #43
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Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:36 PM   #44
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Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.
Salt water taffy?
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:39 PM   #45
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I have a pocket knife, works well to trim nails.
I do the same thing. It occasionally makes people nervous, and I occasionally use that to my advantage.
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:01 PM   #46
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A masterful insult sir, you've clearly bettered me on the fact than no ballsack has ever sweated in the history of man
My ballsack sweats zero throughout my typical workday.
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:05 PM   #47
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i have a pocket knife, works well to trim nails.
this.
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:16 PM   #48
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Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.
A tuna getting a perm?
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:22 PM   #49
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Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.
Random dude's ass?
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Old 09-29-2010, 07:21 PM   #50
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Means you need to learn how to wipe.

Means you need to learn to WASH YOUR HANDS (thats just gross)!


Occupational Hazard..mine are short, clipped and filed, no polish.
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