The Execution of Primary Mouse - Page 5

ericr · 06-14-2010, 03:35 PM

I personally think a combination would be fun...soak it in lighter fluid, set on fire...then after the proper amount of pain and torture has ensued, finish it off with the shotgun. Weedeat the remains and run over those pieces with the Ducati until nothing but mouse ash is left.

Or you could throw it in the trash.

Papa_Complex · 06-14-2010, 03:41 PM

I'm revising my vote. I think that lighting the bits on fire then launching them from a make-shift catapult would be better. Maybe into a lake, but that neighbour's house that blew up a while back would also be acceptable.

LeanAngle · 06-14-2010, 03:46 PM

I voted syphilis just cause I want to see how its done

Method · 06-14-2010, 04:11 PM

Turns out my regular mouse just died on me today. I can ship you another dead mouse if you want to make it a duo!

Phenix_Rider · 06-14-2010, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Method

Turns out my regular mouse just died on me today. I can ship you another dead mouse if you want to make it a duo!

Or a duel! Rocket launchers and lighter fluid perhaps? With a mercy shotgun killing

t-homo · 06-14-2010, 10:02 PM

It is getting close to fireworks season.

LeeNetworX · 06-23-2010, 05:40 PM

Where the fuck is AMJ and where is the destruction of mouse? Avatard grows impatient waiting to see the destruction...

wildchild · 06-23-2010, 05:57 PM

maybe the mouse won the battle. LOL

RIP AMJ. his demise came at the hands of his own mousetrap.

askmrjesus · 06-30-2010, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildchild

maybe the mouse won the battle. LOL

RIP AMJ. his demise came at the hands of his own mousetrap.

No, as it turns out, it's harder to attach a rocket launcher to a Ducati than I expected. This is partly the case because I am in New Jersey on a job, and my bike is not.

The execution will still happen, but for the next week or so, the mouse still has a few more appeals to use up.

JC

Papa_Complex · 06-30-2010, 02:56 PM

Nail it to the Turbo Cross then.

View Poll Results: What's it going to be?
Stab it	0	0%
Shotgun	9	20.45%
.45	6	13.64%
Fire	4	9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem)	9	20.45%
Issue a fatwa	3	6.82%
Hammer Time!	1	2.27%
Death by Ducati	9	20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely)	1	2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option)	2	4.55%
Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

06-14-2010, 03:41 PM	#42
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	I'm revising my vote. I think that lighting the bits on fire then launching them from a make-shift catapult would be better. Maybe into a lake, but that neighbour's house that blew up a while back would also be acceptable. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

06-30-2010, 02:56 PM	#50
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Nail it to the Turbo Cross then. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

06-14-2010, 03:46 PM	#43
LeanAngle Squid Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5	I voted syphilis just cause I want to see how its done

06-14-2010, 04:11 PM	#44
Method Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Portland, OR Moto: MTA Posts: 416	Turns out my regular mouse just died on me today. I can ship you another dead mouse if you want to make it a duo!

06-14-2010, 10:02 PM	#46
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	It is getting close to fireworks season.

06-23-2010, 05:57 PM	#48
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	maybe the mouse won the battle. LOL RIP AMJ. his demise came at the hands of his own mousetrap.