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Old 01-11-2010, 10:52 AM   #41
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My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.
Thats a good one.
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:37 PM   #42
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hey it worked, I married her. LOL
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:48 PM   #43
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hey it worked, I married her. LOL
She was still dazed by the blow to her skull.
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:12 PM   #44
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Too funny! I seem to remember doing that a few times
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:13 PM   #45
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She was still dazed by the blow to her skull.
She had 7 years to get over it. I guess I caused some brain damage.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:28 PM   #46
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Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:35 PM   #47
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Old 01-12-2010, 12:03 AM   #48
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Here's the WORST pickup line I think I've ever heard. And I just heard it today!!!

Guy who used to work with me came in to pick up his final paycheck. He's been asking me out ever since he found out I'm seperated, which creeped me out to begin with since I was pretty much seperated for 3 weeks at the time. Anyway, I told him no deal on anything other than friendship and he said, while walking out the door "I guess I'll just have to keep asking you out and when you finally say yes I'll have to get you drunk!"

How's THAT for smooth!?! He might as well have said "I just want to fuck, you in or not?"
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Old 01-12-2010, 12:10 AM   #49
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How's THAT for smooth!?! He might as well have said "I just want to fuck, you in or not?"

Well did it work?


We all have learned that cruizer girl gets easily distracted by oragami, you never what will work.
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:06 AM   #50
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Pick up lines?

Tigger don't use no pick up lines...

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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