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caveman · 06-21-2010, 12:53 AM

Wow, never did I imagine that my rant on how hard to ride in the wind it was for 300 miles did I believe it would elicit such an e penis envy contest

I don't believe that I have the ultimate story but the way he was chatting it up in that video over only a 300 mile ride. Seemed a little contrite for the jabbering of the video is all.

Just sayin

Smittie61984 · 06-21-2010, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by caveman

Wow, never did I imagine that my rant on how hard to ride in the wind it was for 300 miles did I believe it would elicit such an e penis envy contest

Welcome to TWFix!

LeeNetworX · 06-21-2010, 08:25 AM

Fuck you all.

I once rode a pocket bike, during a thunderstorm with watermelon-sized hail, which spawned multiple F5 tornadoes, in 115' weather, with 4 layers of winter gear on, through a gigantic cage full of starving and rabid gorillas, with a big banana sticking out of my pants.

Mr Lefty · 06-21-2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Fuck you all.

I once rode a pocket bike, during a thunderstorm with watermelon-sized hail, which spawned multiple F5 tornadoes, in 115' weather, with 4 layers of winter gear on, through a gigantic cage full of starving and rabid gorillas, with a big banana sticking out of my pants.

Your a pussy unless you drug elbow

Smittie61984 · 06-22-2010, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15

Your a pussy unless you drug elbow

Elbow dragging? My great grandma drags her elboys on her way to church riding a chopper with 4' ape hangers.

Try shoulder dragging at the Isle of Mann TT

Particle Man · 06-22-2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Elbow dragging? My great grandma drags her elboys on her way to church riding a chopper with 4' ape hangers.

Try shoulder dragging at the Isle of Mann TT

Isle of Mann is just insane

Trip · 06-22-2010, 09:52 AM

I rode a big wheel through Katrina, south of New Orleans where the water got over 35'. It's plastic, so I was able to macgyver it into a paddle boat to fight looter for his Heinekens.

Mr Lefty · 06-22-2010, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Elbow dragging? My great grandma drags her elboys on her way to church riding a chopper with 4' ape hangers.

Try shoulder dragging at the Isle of Mann TT

shit.... talk to me when that wall isn't at 90* but at 10*

Trip · 06-22-2010, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15

shit.... talk to me when that wall isn't at 90* but at 10*

screw that, talk to me when you can steal the front fairing, including headlight from another sportbike at speed.

Mr Lefty · 06-23-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

screw that, talk to me when you can steal the front fairing, including headlight from another sportbike at speed.

Talk to me when you don't give it back like a pussy

06-21-2010, 12:53 AM	#41
caveman mmmm, Beeeer Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: South of the D Michigan Moto: 08 HD Ultra Posts: 582	Wow, never did I imagine that my rant on how hard to ride in the wind it was for 300 miles did I believe it would elicit such an e penis envy contest I don't believe that I have the ultimate story but the way he was chatting it up in that video over only a 300 mile ride. Seemed a little contrite for the jabbering of the video is all. Just sayin __________________ Heres my 10¢, my 2¢ are free. Caveman

06-21-2010, 08:25 AM	#43
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	Fuck you all. I once rode a pocket bike, during a thunderstorm with watermelon-sized hail, which spawned multiple F5 tornadoes, in 115' weather, with 4 layers of winter gear on, through a gigantic cage full of starving and rabid gorillas, with a big banana sticking out of my pants.

06-22-2010, 09:52 AM	#47
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	I rode a big wheel through Katrina, south of New Orleans where the water got over 35'. It's plastic, so I was able to macgyver it into a paddle boat to fight looter for his Heinekens.