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Old 12-19-2008, 12:29 PM   #51
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Oh bullshit! Before marriage it's wine, women, and song.

Now it's supposed to be just beer, old lady, and TV.
You didn't see the wifes friends in a hot tub or on the dance floor. This brother needs to get back in top shape. Married life has been better then my single life.

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Old 12-20-2008, 11:03 AM   #52
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she still talks too much
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Old 12-20-2008, 06:33 PM   #53
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The only reason it doesn't put out (In public) is because he knows that if he advertised it'd have sex with you and not require a house, automobiles, diamonds, etc. He'd be killed by women afraid of loosing their meal tickets.
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Old 12-20-2008, 06:35 PM   #54
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also because then the whole world would know he's a robosexual
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Old 12-20-2008, 08:22 PM   #55
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The only reason it doesn't put out (In public) is because he knows that if he advertised it'd have sex with you and not require a house, automobiles, diamonds, etc. He'd be killed by women afraid of loosing their meal tickets.
Not all women are looking for a meal ticket. Some have standards & can take care of themselves without help from anyone nor willing to be a man's playtoy......
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Old 12-20-2008, 08:47 PM   #56
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also because then the whole world would know he's a robosexual
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