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Old 11-26-2008, 01:00 PM   #51
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HA!

Dude you really gotta cowboy up, pull your dick out of your vagina, put on your big girl panties, stand up that woman and repeat after me!

YES DEAR

Haha, exactly what I was thinking!
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Old 11-26-2008, 01:07 PM   #52
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All I heard was blah blah blah...don't do it Jarvis, you shouldn't go - I think you are sick.
All I heard was "Shut the hell up fuzznutz"
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Old 11-26-2008, 01:10 PM   #53
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All I heard was "Shut the hell up fuzznutz"
Stop flirting with me...Jarvis will see it.
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:32 PM   #54
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no god damn it! leave now on your bike... and come back after the wedding
Negstive. Leave on your bike now, wait until she goes to the wedding, and then move all your shit out. If you don't want to marry her after three years why stay any longer? Ass is plentiful, cheap, and of fantastic variety. Go find out.
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:55 PM   #55
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Stop flirting with me...Jarvis will see it.
careful, we've seen lines like that before. next post might be requesting vickie to curl her hair.


jarvis, when you getting hitched?
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:57 PM   #56
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What is the date of the wedding? The Sunday of Memorial Day, right?

Jarvis, go to Deals Gap with us, have the time of your life, leave a day earlier than the rest of us and drive back to NY to the wedding to keep that hot little hunny of yours happy....don't fuck this up! Open Bar, a free meal, some possibly nice people, keep her family happy about you for being there...its a win-win.

In case you didn't notice, she's "The One".
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:10 PM   #57
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enjoy the wedding your going
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:11 PM   #58
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careful, we've seen lines like that before. next post might be requesting vickie to curl her hair.


jarvis, when you getting hitched?
Nah...I'll leave the curly hair for Kel.
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:18 PM   #59
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Enjoy the open bar at the reception and thank your lucky fucking stars she isn't going to a baby shower... instead of "when are WE getting married" it would be "When are we going to get married and have kids..."
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:28 PM   #60
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