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Old 11-02-2010, 08:16 PM   #51
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:47 PM   #52
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Thank you everybody for reminding me I need to make an appt to get snipped!
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:54 PM   #53
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Thank you everybody for reminding me I need to make an appt to get snipped!
don't worry gas... I'm light skinned... and just think... "your" son could be an all star basketball player
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:55 PM   #54
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don't worry gas... I'm light skinned... and just think... "your" son could be an all star basketball player
Now you're just talking jibberish. How will my son be a basketball player. i'm short motherfucker. DUH!! Jeeesh... some people just don't understand genetics.
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:59 PM   #55
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Now you're just talking jibberish. How will my son be a basketball player. i'm short motherfucker. DUH!! Jeeesh... some people just don't understand genetics.
like I said... "your" son.


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Old 11-02-2010, 10:32 PM   #56
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Old 11-02-2010, 10:46 PM   #57
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I think he is saying he did, with his penis
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Old 11-02-2010, 11:03 PM   #58
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Old 11-03-2010, 01:12 AM   #59
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I think he is saying he did, with his penis
I know... but I'm playing along... DUH
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