The Official Zombie Plan Thread

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by the chi

Im gonna say no, since I have no idea what you are talking about.






Thinking the cold would make the flesh freeze and harden, making it impossible to continue moving...but if defrosted would probably kick back up again.

But then you have that whole decay thing. It would be hard to be a Zombie.

[the chi]

Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of regular temps and/or hot temps the flesh would rapidly decay, fall off the bones, and then they'd no longer have the ability to move the bones, therefore just staying in place till they are a bubbling mass of putrescence.

BUT, then you'd end the story cuz if they rot that fast, they cant infect humans who can get away, thus bringing about their own extinction. The virus or whatever would die out and humans could begin to repop. Unless the virus mutated, became airborne and everybody died. Haven't found a good answer.

[Inferno]

If and when the Zombies come...you can call me a damn durty Canadian. The farther north, the better.
Also, I am gonna get some grape seeds, yeast and sugar. Bow and arrow, water filtration and a machette/leatherman.

[VatorMan]

As a Zombie-I would set up shop in a deep cave. I'd haul ass (28 day zombie) get my infecting and brain eating done early in the morning then back to the cave to slow decay. Place with most caves would be the Kentucky/Tennessee area, but that area's brain quality is suspect. Damn. Still haven't figured it out yet.

[Mudpuppy]

i have a gun with one clip equaling 10 rounds in it

i will find one of you apocalypse guerrilla wanna be motherfuckers
i will shoot you in the fucking balls once
i will walk up and just for personal amusement i will break your arm in 6 places
i will rip your eye out and sodomize the empty eye socket repeatedly
i will then rip your head off and shit down your throat for good measure
i will take all your weapons in search of non-zombie women to repopulate the earth

end of plan

[dReWpY]

mooch....

[Mudpuppy]

Originally Posted by drewpy

mooch....

yes and if it is you Dru-P I will pull both eyes out and run you over with the less than Imprezza..

[dReWpY]

Note to self, incase of zombies, lace jerky with poison and place around perimiter
Check: mudpuppy avoidance plan complete
.lol

[KSGregman]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

Place with most caves would be the Kentucky/Tennessee area, but that area's brain quality is suspect. Damn.

Nice

[Smittie61984]