12-17-2008, 06:34 PM | #51 |
I give Squids a bad name
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I love it when a chick farts. Because once I hear one that means it's wide open for me from then on.
One girl that I was sort of best friends but FWB but not quite a full FWB but not BF/GF. We got to the point that we'd take a crap in front of each other without thinking about it. She'd be doing her make up and I'd walk in and drop a bomb. I was required to spray glade though.
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12-17-2008, 06:36 PM | #52 | |
White Trash Hero
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Ugh, women are mythical creatures that neither fart nor poop!!! I am not listening to Smittie, I am not listening to Smittie, Lalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalal
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12-17-2008, 07:18 PM | #53 |
Clit Commander
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No worries, dude. She only let you buy her dinner because of your car.
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12-17-2008, 08:20 PM | #54 |
Imported from Detroit
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Just a little poot...to let ya know, she cares!
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12-17-2008, 08:42 PM | #55 |
now available w/o fish
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merry x-mas!
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12-17-2008, 08:50 PM | #56 |
just learning
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12-17-2008, 08:55 PM | #57 |
Guinness Bitches...
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12-17-2008, 08:56 PM | #58 | |
Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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This thread!
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12-17-2008, 09:04 PM | #59 |
Guinness Bitches...
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There are things you can share with your friends, that you can share with your spouse.
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12-17-2008, 09:11 PM | #60 |
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ahh porn, something for everybody lol
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