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Old 06-22-2010, 08:05 PM   #51
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I'm not going to eat those maggots!!
Oh, it's chinese rice? Cool....nom nom nom
Sure I'll have some wine to go with it.
Its bright out here.
Hey baby I feel funny? Wanna fuck?
cool
Hey look surf party!! Awesome!
Wait waddya guys doing?
I do not want to nom nom nom...your wine sucked!!!
You guys are MEH!!!

come on guys lets go to cave...ok this sucks
come on guys lets go to the house
this sucks

Yay grandpa!!!

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Old 06-22-2010, 08:14 PM   #52
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Lost Boys- Michael
that one was answered already
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 06-22-2010, 08:15 PM   #53
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Old 06-22-2010, 08:21 PM   #54
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I'm not sure how PC got a turn..

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He answered Michael Emerson (Lost Boys)

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Old 06-22-2010, 08:41 PM   #55
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I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.
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Old 06-22-2010, 08:47 PM   #56
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I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.
Gabriel from the Prophecy, but I think it is AL's turn to pick.
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Old 06-22-2010, 08:58 PM   #57
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Gabriel from the Prophecy, but I think it is AL's turn to pick.
Just keep going, Tigger didn't post his.
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Old 06-22-2010, 09:02 PM   #58
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Oops.
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Old 06-22-2010, 09:34 PM   #59
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here is another easy one:

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet.
[Pokes the roll playfully]
You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?
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Old 06-22-2010, 09:37 PM   #60
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here is another easy one:

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet.
[Pokes the roll playfully]
You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?
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