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Old 02-25-2010, 06:45 PM   #51
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Old 02-25-2010, 06:47 PM   #52
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please, just say two tons. Just as impressive
Know what would be really impressive?

Knowing that 12,000 lbs. is 6 tons.

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please, just say two tons. Just as impressive
Isn't a net ton 2,000lbs? So it would be 6 tons. Very impressive, indeed.

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Old 02-25-2010, 06:50 PM   #54
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Know what would be really impressive?

Knowing that 12,000 lbs. is 6 tons.

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Ya, the little ones are 2 tons, lol.
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fun dave fact: memory + numbers = no you're welcome for the joke fodder though
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:08 PM   #57
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Know what would be really impressive?

Knowing that 12,000 lbs. is 6 tons.

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Isn't a net ton 2,000lbs? So it would be 6 tons. Very impressive, indeed.

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fun dave fact: memory + numbers = no you're welcome for the joke fodder though
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fun dave fact: memory + numbers = no you're welcome for the joke fodder though
So....You're like Rain Man.

Only, without the good at math part.

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Old 02-25-2010, 09:35 PM   #59
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They come with a goddamn warning - it's not like they're called Cuddle Whales for crying out loud.
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They come with a goddamn warning - it's not like they're called Cuddle Whales for crying out loud.
That's a very good point.

Says right on it.

Maybe if they wore "I am a Motherfucker" t-shirts, people would get the gist.

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