Stupid Questions You Hear - Page 6

Mikey · 11-04-2009, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

6'8" and people ask me constantly

I'm 6'6" with bad knees, and riding supersports is becoming a painful ordeal these days. I'm thinking I need something more real-world oriented like a ZRX1200 or FZ1. You have any recommendations?

TYEster · 11-04-2009, 08:46 PM

Do you have any free Redbull?

or my fav from working downtown so much...

Hey man, can I tell you a story? :skiptoend: Can I have a dollar?

BobTheBiker · 11-04-2009, 08:49 PM

my new favorite. I'm under the hood of my truck putting the engine back together after changing the timing chain and sprockets, this dude drives up and asks what happened. I shoulda just said I'm making the motor grow 4 more cylinders and a turbo instead of saying what I was actually doing.

EpyonXero · 11-04-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

That's when you say, "God obviously designed you to give me a blowjob".

JC

I am absolutely going to use that next time.

EpyonXero · 11-05-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

I'm 6'6" with bad knees, and riding supersports is becoming a painful ordeal these days. I'm thinking I need something more real-world oriented like a ZRX1200 or FZ1. You have any recommendations?

Not really. I feel pretty comfortable on my VFR but it still has that bent-knee peg position. I usually have problems on cruisers and standards because my knees are too high on the gas tank and dont fit into the concave areas theire supposed to. I havent tried the ZRX or the Fazer.

Particle Man · 11-05-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Not really. I feel pretty comfortable on my VFR but it still has that bent-knee peg position. I usually have problems on cruisers and standards because my knees are too high on the gas tank and dont fit into the concave areas theire supposed to. I havent tried the ZRX or the Fazer.

you might be better off on a dual sport or something with your height - shit, you could probably flat foot trip's GS on the centerstand

No Worries · 11-05-2009, 11:30 AM

"Are you riding a motorcycle?" she said when she saw me in my leathers and carrying a helmet.

"No, I'm an astronaut," I said.

HurricaneHeather · 11-05-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by No Worries

"Are you riding a motorcycle?" she said when she saw me in my leathers and carrying a helmet.

"No, I'm an astronaut," I said.

I like to say Power Ranger.

Particle Man · 11-05-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I like to say Power Ranger.

I'm too fat to be a Power Ranger. Nobody would believe it.

racedoll · 11-05-2009, 10:30 PM

My favorite is after a weekend when I've been out in the sun (laying out or working) and I get asked on Monday at work... you ride this weekend? As I stand there in jeans, leather jacket, and helmet in hand as it's 90 outside.

11-04-2009, 08:46 PM	#52
TYEster With MORE TYEstosterone Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: TX Moto: '12 KX450F / 08 YZ250F #512 / 07 KX65 #1 Posts: 1,429	Do you have any free Redbull? or my fav from working downtown so much... Hey man, can I tell you a story? :skiptoend: Can I have a dollar?

11-04-2009, 08:49 PM	#53
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	my new favorite. I'm under the hood of my truck putting the engine back together after changing the timing chain and sprockets, this dude drives up and asks what happened. I shoulda just said I'm making the motor grow 4 more cylinders and a turbo instead of saying what I was actually doing.

11-05-2009, 11:30 AM	#57
No Worries Keyboard Racer Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mile High City Moto: Old Superbikes Posts: 1,016	"Are you riding a motorcycle?" she said when she saw me in my leathers and carrying a helmet. "No, I'm an astronaut," I said.

11-05-2009, 10:30 PM	#60
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	My favorite is after a weekend when I've been out in the sun (laying out or working) and I get asked on Monday at work... you ride this weekend? As I stand there in jeans, leather jacket, and helmet in hand as it's 90 outside.