I met a great woman at the bar...

[marko138]

A true player.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

yea, she was a serious freak. like into vampirism and shit. Like i told ebbs, one night she tried to bite my neck. i said no. she tried it again i said get off me... never talked to her again.

it was cute at first, but got real weird, real quick... she was a dominatrix... that shit blew my mind.



hold on i need another beer.

totally called it from the pics she left on twf

[Cutty72]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

Dude that's hilarious... I'm pretty sure I know EXACTLY who Ted is.

The guy you are thinking is Ted... by chance does he ride a CBR1000RR??

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i'd say no. he doesnt ride. maybe douche nozzle.

[Cutty72]

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

i'd say no. he doesnt ride. maybe douche nozzle.

ok, just checkin

[Vettezilla (Impala Balko)]

Originally Posted by TATER

As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57.

What bar was this at was it "The Hideaway" aka "the Slide away" or "Dar Bah" I hear those are real cougar hangouts.

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by Cutty72

The guy you are thinking is Ted... by chance does he ride a CBR1000RR??

no but it was a cbr...

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

i'd say no. he doesnt ride. maybe douche nozzle.

I thought you said he was on twf. I was thinking of that dude who's user name was a certain 80's movie...

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Vettezilla (Impala Balko)

What bar was this at was it "The Hideaway" aka "the Slide away" or "Dar Bah" I hear those are real cougar hangouts.

I wanna find some cougar hangouts... MILF's FTW!

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I wanna find some cougar hangouts... MILF's FTW!

Aren't you in Cougar heaven? Florida-Home of the Cougars.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

Aren't you in Cougar heaven? Florida-Home of the Cougars.

Thats Panthers...