![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#61 | |
sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Moto: The bus
Posts: 2,723
|
![]() Quote:
__________________
My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#62 | |
DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
![]() Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
|
![]()
That can't be true. C'mon Fred, for real?
__________________
![]() Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#63 |
................
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NC
Posts: 3,028
|
![]()
WTF did he marry? an alpaca?
![]()
__________________
“Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#64 | |
My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
Posts: 1,917
|
![]() Quote:
__________________
Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#65 |
AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR
Posts: 3,392
|
![]()
This one is courtesy of Tached1000RR - thank you for making my Friday!!!
A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...... Box said ' 2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... Car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!! THE BEST BLONDE JOK E OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) 'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!' Last edited by racedoll; 01-15-2010 at 06:20 PM.. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#66 |
cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
Posts: 2,749
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#67 |
................
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NC
Posts: 3,028
|
![]()
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
__________________
“Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#68 | ||
DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
![]() Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
|
![]() Quote:
![]()
__________________
![]() Quote:
|
||
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#69 | |
Custom User Title
![]() Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
|
![]() Quote:
![]()
__________________
I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#70 |
Moto GP Star
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 14,556
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Bookmarks |
|
|