04-29-2011, 06:06 PM | #61 |
i like titties
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no need, but youre way off base like the rest of your ramblings. |
04-29-2011, 06:17 PM | #62 |
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In your very narrow conservative opinion.
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04-29-2011, 11:12 PM | #63 |
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I say fuck the TSA because there are more effective alternatives to handling the situation. Unfortunately our government is more concerned about gaining more power and giving people an illusion of safety, rather than actually doing what's necessary to protect us.
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04-29-2011, 11:20 PM | #64 |
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Exactly that.
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04-29-2011, 11:24 PM | #65 | |
Hold mah beer!
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TSA seems to be making power tripping cops look like Saints.
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04-30-2011, 09:20 AM | #66 |
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I'm tempted to go through the body scanner or the patdown with a big boner.
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04-30-2011, 09:24 AM | #67 |
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I still say loud moaning while being patted down just has to add so much to the person's discomfort that's doing it, that it just has to be fucking priceless, if only just for the expression on their face.
I think the discomfort of the situation should really be shared equally, no?
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04-30-2011, 10:05 AM | #68 |
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My plan is to fart when the guy's kneeling down behind me patting down my legs... let one rip right in his face.
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04-30-2011, 10:09 AM | #69 |
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When he squats down to feel your junk, just slowly and gently place your hand on the back of his head.
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04-30-2011, 10:19 AM | #70 |
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