Why don't black people tip? - Page 7

neebelung · 11-13-2009, 09:08 PM

Tigger, dude, you're about as black as I am Mexican... I'm just sayin...

HokieDNA01 · 11-13-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Fuckin' honkies!!! It's always something.

Okay black people don't tip because when you kidnapped us from our native land and forced us to work under the whip, and subsequently freed us. You forgot to explain things like "tipping", being quiet in theaters, using condoms, using our "inside voices", closing our mouths and not talking when we eat, "belts" and how to properly size pants/clothing, etc. Slowly, some of us are catching up but I fear that it may be a while....

That and we barely had the money to eat out in the first place, forget about drinks and tips. You have to admit, when niggas gots money dey ain't afeared o' spending dat shit!!!

You have have priories though,

1. RIMS
2. LOUD STEREO
3. Jewelry
a. chains
b. rings
c. teeth
d. chains
e. diamond earrings
4. WEED
5. Blunts (see #4)
6. Designer Clothes
7. Shoes to match...2 prrr...
8. Hat to match, stickers still attached.
9. Diapers
10. Food
11. Cable
12. Rent
13. Other bills
14-1,435,679 other stuff
1,435,680 Tipping Some White Bitch!

OMG I'm dying!!!

Flexin · 11-13-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

First of all, I wanna say that I'm half black (the bottom half). I tip quite well, especially with the hot bitches.

So you have ashy knees? Put some cream on then after the shower and keep a travel sized one in your car just in case they get dry during the day.

James

Amber Lamps · 11-13-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Flexin

So you have ashy knees? Put some cream on then after the shower and keep a travel sized one in your car just in case they get dry during the day.

James

I wonder if he has "Brazil-nut Toes"...with the funky toe nail.

Amber Lamps · 11-13-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by neebelung

Tigger, dude, you're about as black as I am Mexican... I'm just sayin...

Hey if you choose to deny part of your ethnic background, that's your prerogative. I honestly try to embrace all facets of my background as fully as possible OR deny them all equally, depending on my mood!

neebelung · 11-13-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Hey if you choose to deny part of your ethnic background, that's your prerogative. I honestly try to embrace all facets of my background as fully as possible OR deny them all equally, depending on my mood!

In truth, I probably embrace the Mexican 25% more tha my other 75%.

Quick281 · 11-13-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by VatorMan

Aussies and Europeans don't tip. They don't in their countries-so they carry that here. Overseas Americans are King because we DO tip.

Many times it is automatically included or the servers are just plain better payed.

Fleck750 · 11-14-2009, 08:20 AM

Tig, congrats on the job.

LeeNetworX · 11-14-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

You just hurt my feelings.
I dont have many friends.
I'm a very lonely person.
A person with feelings.
Feelings you just hurt.

Thats ok though.
Nothing a little hot cocoa couldn't fix.
And a magazine.
Cause I have to read something to take my mind off the loneliness.

Now I have to go the bathroom.
by myself.

I have to wash your mean words off.

Actually...I just have to poop.

I like you, buddy.

neebelung · 11-14-2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I like you, buddy.

Don't hug him too tightly: might squeeze the poop outta him.

11-14-2009, 08:20 AM	#68
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neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Tigger, dude, you're about as black as I am Mexican... I'm just sayin...